#130 (7) [X]
NotMiles: I eat a live toad first thing in the morning - after that, my day can only get better. You might want to try that approach.
#129 (0) [X]
istagi: Todays chat is brought to you by the numbers 20 and 30 and the word snow. lots and lots of snow.
#122 (5) [X]
caray: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
#121 (1) [X]
Not from chat, but from a request message:
Im sitting in a school lesson and choose that song, becaus teacher is stupid
#120 (5) [X]
* A tag line from the TV show 'Heroes' is "Save The Cheerleader, Save The World". J2 says it often*
Tjoe: Save the Cheerleader!
Stainless: Rent a Cheerleader
j2brown: Save the world!
Rhubarb_Runner: Save a Bundle
#119 (3) [X]
Simple musical show-and-tell gone awry...
Andres: Zir wanna see the f-holes I am carving in the back of a cheap chinese fiddle?
zirael: A, sure! How's that going?
natedogg_23: whoa, read f-holes and thought Andres was cussing by combining two cuss words *laughing*
Andres: Nate--yes I always hesitate to use that word outside of violin circles. Here especially I should have known better. *blows raspberry*
LILIKA: why don't they call them S-holes?
natedogg_23: absolutely Andres, I am doing my best to bring down society and ruin what was set up by my elders
dandeman: hey LIL... fancy seeing another aussie here
natedogg_23: Wow Andres, those are some serious F-Holes
LILIKA: Wow! that is weird, certainly not many in here!
LILIKA: Aussies that is, not f-holes! *laughing*
dandeman: lmao - yes... what's with f-holes anyways? *rolls eyes*
natedogg_23: Just when you think you have seen it all, along come f-holes
#118 (4) [X]
*Black Rain album playing*
Chippy246: *looks at cover... realizes irony comparing to Purple Rain cover.*
Dominicus: Who is on cover of Black Rain?
alien_avatar: michael douglas
Tjoe: Dom - heh... i was trying to come up with a funny royal title for that guy (as alternative to Prince) but i cant *Laughing*
Rhubarb_Runner: The Artist Formerly Known as Michael Zeta-Jones
#117 (6) [X]
After LOTRKing wasn't quick enough to pick the second track curiousity requested in chat
stefan_nl: that's the second time LOTR is not quick enough. Are you all right LOTR?
LOTRKing: *suddenly collapses in chat, unconcious*
NATEDOGG_23: best wake up on your own LOTR, cause mouth to mouth ain't happenin
#116 (2) [X]
Andres: waiter? um
Andres: what wine are you serving at table no. 3??
stefan_nl: table no. 3 has the best South African red wine on the list
JohnMcClane: *steps quickly back to the room* Did someone say the best North African red wine?
stefan_nl: If you think Finland is near the South Pole, then yes...
#115 (1) [X]
robw720: the midwest is the area of the united states between the east and west coast, usualy the northern part, because everything south of Iowa is "the south"
Lieserl: ok, i gues i'm Southern by that logic, then
Lieserl: but its a northern Southern
The_Babe_Leaped: That explains the drawl in you typing, Lie.
Lieserl: actually i have ppeople always say when they meet me, youre from texas? but you dont have an accent
Lieserl: which i respond with, i was raised by TV
natedogg_23: lieserl, I thought you were raised by wolves
Lieserl: nate, arooooo
Lieserl: LOL nate i heard you were raised by butts
natedogg_23: lieserl LMAO