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#216 (1) [X]

Rukia: slow internet connection is slow

#215 (0) [X]

Gert trying to greet me


Gert: Hi dukia, everyone else. Red- flamethrower is a go for when I'm done with my samples.

 Gert: eukia
Gert: rukjia
Gert: rukia
Jadedtitan: omg gert, thats another for the books
Rukia: i leave my computer and look what happens -laugh-

#214 (0) [X]

Jim misses Arlin, Andres gives Jim quasi-praise, levi creeps on Andres: a natural progression.

Andres: don't fret Jim, you're sort of half-anathema, half-icon as it is

Jim_A: sorry, I had to look up anathema on dictionary.com. I am detested and loathed. lol

Jim_A: I am also a formal ecclesiastical curse involving excommunication

Andres: well maybe I overstated things a bit

Jim_A: oh man, if the old gang were here, this would not go away soon; trust me

Jim_A: yea, I guess I do really miss Nate

Jim_A: but do not tell him

Andres: 'course not

leviathan12: I'm telling!

Andres: Why would I bother with Levi around to do it for me?

leviathan12: *leans 4 inches away from andres, stares at side of head*

Andres: Levi that's too 'around', okay?

leviathan12: *backs up 3 inches*

Andres: (laughing) *holds up a mirror* (eek)

leviathan12: Did andres just get more dashingly handsome?

#213 (1) [X]

Welcome to SST Network News, with our crack reporting team of Istagi and elmer.

Istagi: did all you crazy canadians just throw your government out again?
elmer856: *checks news*
elmer856: Yup.
elmer856: Time to vote again!
Istagi: You Canadians are so polite. Usually throwing out a government means guns and tanks and rocks and fires etc.
Istagi: You guys can't even stand in the street and throw beavers at each other...
Istagi: Vive La Beaverlution!!!!!!!
Istagi: and now we go live to the Canadian revoltion...
Istagi: "Hey Hey... Ho Ho... so and so has got to go.... Hey Hey, it's cold out here eh? Yea, lets go inside for a Tim Horton's eh? You betcha!"

#212 (2) [X]

Gert trying to bake cookies one night.

Gert: Well, they started as chocolate ship dookies, but I assed some walnuts then found some dried berries, but basicalyy sort of shocolate chip

#211 (0) [X]

NessySheep: *waves to seg*
Segellion: *emerges from carbon freeze*
Segellion: I can't see...
NessySheep: *hugs seg* Smile hello
Segellion: Nessy you're so clever.. you caught me trying to sneak on here unnoticed..
NessySheep: LaughingCool
maddy: Sege??? You're missing Frozy's links...
Segellion: Oh does frosty have a link? Argh.. sorry I couldn't remember off the top of my head.. I just did a best guess.. Sorry Maddy =\
Segellion: He's got lurkacitus now anyway.
NighthawkFan01: We are Lurkutous of Lerk... resistance is futile.... you will be lurked..."
Segellion: All your lurk belong to us.
NighthawkFan01: forgot the are... All your lurk are belong to us.
NighthawkFan01: Lurk? HA! We don' need no stinking lurk! Vamanos muchachos!
NighthawkFan01: "Would you say I have... a lurk?" "Si, senor Guapo, you have a lurk." "Tell me, do you know what a lurk is?"
NighthawkFan01: Give me one, single, lurk.
NighthawkFan01: You smell that? That's the smell of lurk. I love the smell of lurk in the morning!
NighthawkFan01: Now everyone back off or I blow this lurker's head off. Do wha he sez, do wha he sez!!! Is anyone going to help that poor lurker? Hush Harriet, that's a sure way to get the lurk killed.
hellhoundwp: NHF how about "I am only here to lurk, and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
NighthawkFan01: Only two things come out of Oklahoma.... Luerkers and Steers.... and I don't see any horns!
NighthawkFan01: Gah! Robin, you've lost your arms! But you grew a great set of lurkers....
Starchilde7: Either lurk or do not lurk, there is no try.
NighthawkFan01: Great... I'm about to be lurked a million miles form home and gung-ho iguana back there is telling me to relax.
Starchilde7: I believe that was "A Lurk Too Far."
NighthawkFan01: Lurk the Almighty? Lurk the all knowing? Please, please, I'm just plain Lurk.
NighthawkFan01: LURK SMASH!

#210 (1) [X]

SIN55: man, if you compare all the orchestral arrangements from HTTYD vs TSN, it's like comparing a rubber duckie to a nuclear submarine...
I like the metaphor I just made, the rubber duckie looks good on the surface but it's filled with air, while the nuclear sub has many complex parts and is very deep Big grin

#209 (0) [X]

*Andres came in writing random words* *GERT had just put brownies in her oven*
GERT: *surgically removes dictionary lodges in A's skull* All better?
elmer856: Fine work, Dr. Gert.
GERT: Thank you Nurse elmer.
GERT: Well, works's all done for the day, time for a round of golf. Hold all my calls and have Dr. Bruiser take all my appointments.
bruiser: *hooks gert's appointments up to cookie-flavored IVs while she's on the course* that oughta hold em
elmer856: Yes Dr.
GERT:Whoa! I didn't think the patients with veintastebuditis were coming in until next week!
elmer856: Clearly this in an emergency
bruiser: they'll be fine. you go ahead
bruiser: i have it all under contro--OH DEAR GOD!
elmer856: *stands by with icing and milk.*
bruiser: Wait, wait, false alarm...it was just a stray graham cracker from the cafeteria.
bruiser: you may stand down, elmer
GERT: Good. See that you don't let it happen again. This is a very important game of golf.
elmer856: *turns to bru, somewhat embarrassed as he is caught scooping icing into his mouth. Realizes he is in desperate need of milk.*
GERT: You see, I am meeting a very nice young man whose father died and left him a large inheritance. Only, he can't take it out of his country. However, I am the only one who can help him...
bruiser: *shares milk with elmer* i have an extra carton
Redjack: I have root beer, but that makes no difference in your milk situation
bruiser: a Nigerian prince, Gert?
GERT: How did you know, bruiser?!
elmer856: I appreciate the offer Red
elmer856: *kindly takes bru's milk.*
Redjack: Elmer, I never offered the root beer. I just stated I had it
GERT: *goes to retrieve brownies*
elmer856: *stands by with icing and milk*
GERT: Nurse elmer: knife.
GERT: *extends palm*
elmer856: *hands knife to gert*
sportsfan800: -laughing- nurse elmer
elmer856: -mad- Sports, this is very serious surgery we are performing here. My role is vital in the dispensing of brownies! -razz-
sportsfan800: oh ok then
GERT: This part is tricky... Ok, quick, make ready the dissection platter!
GERT: We're flat-lining, Nurse elmer! Where's that platter?
elmer: -bigeek- *Hands platter to gert.* I brought chocolate sauce for transfusion if nessesary!
GERT: Is it H-positive?!
elmer856: Indeed!
GERT: Alright, hook it up to the sauce bag
GERT: I'm just going to close up here... and done. Clean up, will you?
elmer856: Done! *Carefully hooks up sauce bad full of the chocolatey goodness...*
GERT: *walks away, self satisfied and ready for adulation*
bruiser: good job Dr Gert and Nurse elmer
elmer856: *cleans up with sponge cake*
GERT: I know, Dr. Bruiser. I am the best
elmer856: Another brownie will live thanks to you Doctor
GERT: Someday you, too, shall be as great as me.
elmer856: -laughing- Gert!
GERT: I do it for the children, elmer. And good publicity. I always have time for the media.
elmer856: I'm starting to feel a little inadequate. Jade, where are you so that I may be your "gert".
leviathan12: If we have actual motivation and goals, can we be better?
Jadedtitan: -laughing-
GERT: Haha, elmer!
elmer856: I feel better already!
GERT: Yes, kwcu (levi), even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
elmer856: Better comes with the results, good or bad, of the journey to those goals.
leviathan12:JiAnd highly caffeinated blind squirrels find several..
Jim_A: so many goodbyes, so little GERT: Two is so many? *uses superior DOCTOR breain to teach Jim how to count higher than 2*
time
GERT: breain is my brain, just more excellent than yours, as evidenced by the extra e

#208 (0) [X]

exocet: Gert - that makes you a Generalist - an individual who learns less and less about more and more until they know absolutely nothing about everything.
As opposed to an Expert - an individual who learns more and more about less and less until they know absolutely everything about nothing.

#207 (0) [X]

THE FOLLOWING HORRIFYING EVENTS TOOK PLACE BETWEEN Feb 11, 23:27 - FEB 12 00:05

THE FOUR HORSES OF THE DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM APOCALYPSE!

PART 1 - YOU ARE ALL GETTING SLEEPY.

Istagi: ***** DANGER! DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DETECTED IN QUEUE PLEASE TAKE ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL*****
bruiser: ~eek~
kellybug: ~eek~
sportsfan800: *evactuates sst chat*
Gert: Hahahaha! Hey guys think of it as a learning experience for the newbies, Istagi. It must happen from time to time.
Istagi: *puts earmuffs on Fluffmuppet* I am not sure how he will react to this.
 Espacio From "Space Cowboys" -Countwy Woad)
11 Feb 11 - 23:31:08 > sportsfan800: thanks for the next one Levi ~laugh~ (refering to  Music For The Movies Of Clint Eastwood
Glenno: Ummm. What are we suppose to be hiding from??
Gert: You shall see, young glenno. You shall see.
Gert: Or hear, rather.
Istagi: ***** ATTENTION! THIS IS THE SST EARLY WARNING SYSTEM! DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM IS IN QUEUE. IT IS EXPECTED TO IMPACT IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES.**********
sportsfan800: *flies into the air*
leviathan12: *conducts orchestra of countwy woad awesomeness*
Glenno: Wonder if she like Wocky Woad
Glenno: I haven't seen the movie, Gert. (referring to Adventures Of SharkBoy And LavaGirl) So I don't know what I'm bracing for.
Gert: It matters not, glenno. It's still going to be special.
Istagi: awww Glenno is about the experience just how bad a track can be.
Glenno: This 'Countwy Woad' track is a rather amusing one Levi.
leviathan12: That's because I have a beating heart. Gert does not.
Gert: My heart works just fine, levi. Just happens to be on vacation atm.
Arya: *Unlurks to the horrors of Country Woad, hears sirens of the early warning system and preps the bomb shelter*
Arya: *Changes the Queue Threat Level to Code Orange: one step below Forbidden Zone, but on par with Buffy*
Istagi: Arya DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM is in queue... expected to impact in about 10 minutes
Arya: Hence digging out the bomb shelter Istagi ~razz~
Istagi: DANGER YOU NOW HAVE 10 MINUTES TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE!
Arya: *Wonders if the SST bar has some old, Cold War era fridges that people could hide in during the attack*
Istagi: How are you doing Arya?
Arya: Istagi - I'm alive and the world is still turning. That counts for something ~smilegrin~
Arya: Hey Sports, Gert, Glenno, Levi and the rest of the crew
bruiser: ~razz~ i think it stopped turning at least twoce today, Arya
kellybug: *curls up on Bruiser to get warm*
bruiser: *covers bug with tiny blankey*
Arya: How about you Istagi?
Istagi: ****** DANGER! DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM WILL DETONATE IN 5 MINUTES*******
Arya: Not good then?
sportsfan800: *sirens blare*
 Istagi: *RED ALERT!* *RED ALERT!*
bruiser: *sky darkens a la Silent Hill*
sportsfan800: less than 5 minutes!
 leviathan12: *everything turns rusty red and brown*
Arya: *Locks down the doors leading into and out of chat, lest some poor fool stagger into the middle of the assault*
 Istagi: YOU NOW HAVE 3 MINUTES TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE
 sportsfan800: I tell you we must evacute SST Land
 bruiser: *writhing things appear on the streets*
 kellybug: *turns up volume*
 leviathan12: NO, kelly!~eek~
sportsfan800: no KB!
Istagi: For the love of all you hold sacred do not turn it up!
Arya: *The four horses of the apocalypse grow uneasy in their stable*
Istagi: *begins chaining himself to the bar*
Glenno: SURELY the only Dream Dream Dream horror is that old 60s song written by Felice and Boudeaux Bryant,
Istagi: *stops and checks to make sure fluffmuppet still has his ear muffs on*
Arya: *Cloister bell begins to toll*
Gert: *opens trap door behind SST bar* Alright, everyone into the bomb shelter.
leviathan12: *earth rumbles softly*
sportsfan800: *flies to shelter*
Istagi: *tv sets at the bar go to static*
Arya: *Locks down the tunnels*
Istagi: here it comes
Gert: *watches a nun fly by, head spinning*
Arya: 30 SECONDS
Glenno: The music we are hearing right now is a perfect built up to whatever terror awaits me.
Arya: *Dives into the stable to hide with the horses*
Istagi: *power goes out in the bar*
sportsfan800: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Istagi: *begins to pray*
bruiser: *Pyramid Head begins to stir*
Arya: HERE IT COMES
 bruiser: *he raises the knife*
Gert: *turns off stream, is not suicidal*
Istagi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE FOUR HORSES OF THE DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM APOCALYPSE!

PART 2 - YOUR NIGHTMARE HAS JUST BEGUN.

sportsfan800: *shleter shakes violently*
Arya: What makes it worse is that it's a singing werewolf from a sparkly vampire story~dead~
Istagi: Nazis start melting
Arya: *Horses rear and scream in terror*
bruiser: even Pyramid Head doens't like this song
 Istagi: ~dead~~dead~ ~dead~ ~dead~
sportsfan800: is it over?
bruiser: *the knife comes down, hits the floor shaking it with a tremendous boom*
sportsfan800: *comes out to access the damage*
Gert: *steps out of shelter, surveys damage*
Arya: It's never over Sports...it will haunt you forever, reappearing in your brain when you least expect it, preying on your dreeeeeeaaamsss
sportsfan800: ~eek~
Arya:~laughs~
Istagi: *dogs and cats look at each other and say "did we just???? NAAAAAAAAA*

THE FOUR HORSES OF THE DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM APOCALYPSE!

PART 3 - THE AFTERMATH OF A NIGHTMARE.

kellybug: That song makes kittens cry
Istagi: *takes the earmuffs off fluffmuppet. Fluffmuppet flees *
Arya: *Tonight, just as Sports drifts off to sleep: ....dream....dream....dream, dream, dream, DREAM, DREAM!*
sportsfan800: noooooooooo!
sportsfan800: *covers ears*
Arya: ~laugh~
Istagi: glenno?
Istagi: GLENNO! ARE YOU OK?
Glenno: *long silence, then* mummymummymummymummymummy
Istagi: we're safe for another 15 days
sportsfan800: ~happynod~
Glenno: mummymummymummymummymummy
Istagi: glenno its over... snap out of it
Glenno: I'm ... just ...barely ... alive
sportsfan800: where is nusre kb?
Istagi: LEVI? YOU STILL ALIVE?
leviathan12: ~happynod~
Istagi: ok good
Istagi: get me an iv of PGGB for Glenno
Glenno: Yes Istagi anything. ANYTHING to stablise me.
leviathan12: *pours extray dry PGGB into sterile IV bag*
Istagi: PGGB is the only real cure for 'DREAM' SHOCK
Istagi: Thanks Levi. *finds a vein and inserts the iv needle into Glenno* Just lay there for a few more minutes and let this take affect.
Istagi: anyone else hurt?
sportsfan800: im ok Istagi thanks.
Istagi: Man the house elves are gonna be busy tonight, and I need to find a new loin cloth........
Istagi: *walks over and starts beating Gert over the head with a large trout* BAD GERT! BAD NEVER EVER DO THAT AGAIN!

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