#208 (0) [X]
exocet: Gert - that makes you a Generalist - an individual who learns less and less about more and more until they know absolutely nothing about everything.
As opposed to an Expert - an individual who learns more and more about less and less until they know absolutely everything about nothing.
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THE FOLLOWING HORRIFYING EVENTS TOOK PLACE BETWEEN Feb 11, 23:27 - FEB 12 00:05
THE FOUR HORSES OF THE DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM APOCALYPSE!
PART 1 - YOU ARE ALL GETTING SLEEPY.
Istagi: ***** DANGER! DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DETECTED IN QUEUE PLEASE TAKE ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL*****
sportsfan800: *evactuates sst chat*
Gert: Hahahaha! Hey guys think of it as a learning experience for the newbies, Istagi. It must happen from time to time.
Istagi: *puts earmuffs on Fluffmuppet* I am not sure how he will react to this.
Espacio From "Space Cowboys" -Countwy Woad)
11 Feb 11 - 23:31:08 > sportsfan800: thanks for the next one Levi ~laugh~ (refering to Music For The Movies Of Clint Eastwood
Glenno: Ummm. What are we suppose to be hiding from??
Gert: You shall see, young glenno. You shall see.
Gert: Or hear, rather.
Istagi: ***** ATTENTION! THIS IS THE SST EARLY WARNING SYSTEM! DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM IS IN QUEUE. IT IS EXPECTED TO IMPACT IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES.**********
sportsfan800: *flies into the air*
leviathan12: *conducts orchestra of countwy woad awesomeness*
Glenno: Wonder if she like Wocky Woad
Glenno: I haven't seen the movie, Gert. (referring to Adventures Of SharkBoy And LavaGirl) So I don't know what I'm bracing for.
Gert: It matters not, glenno. It's still going to be special.
Istagi: awww Glenno is about the experience just how bad a track can be.
Glenno: This 'Countwy Woad' track is a rather amusing one Levi.
leviathan12: That's because I have a beating heart. Gert does not.
Gert: My heart works just fine, levi. Just happens to be on vacation atm.
Arya: *Unlurks to the horrors of Country Woad, hears sirens of the early warning system and preps the bomb shelter*
Arya: *Changes the Queue Threat Level to Code Orange: one step below Forbidden Zone, but on par with Buffy*
Istagi: Arya DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM is in queue... expected to impact in about 10 minutes
Arya: Hence digging out the bomb shelter Istagi ~razz~
Istagi: DANGER YOU NOW HAVE 10 MINUTES TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE!
Arya: *Wonders if the SST bar has some old, Cold War era fridges that people could hide in during the attack*
Istagi: How are you doing Arya?
Arya: Istagi - I'm alive and the world is still turning. That counts for something ~smilegrin~
Arya: Hey Sports, Gert, Glenno, Levi and the rest of the crew
bruiser: ~razz~ i think it stopped turning at least twoce today, Arya
kellybug: *curls up on Bruiser to get warm*
bruiser: *covers bug with tiny blankey*
Arya: How about you Istagi?
Istagi: ****** DANGER! DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM WILL DETONATE IN 5 MINUTES*******
Arya: Not good then?
sportsfan800: *sirens blare*
Istagi: *RED ALERT!* *RED ALERT!*
bruiser: *sky darkens a la Silent Hill*
sportsfan800: less than 5 minutes!
leviathan12: *everything turns rusty red and brown*
Arya: *Locks down the doors leading into and out of chat, lest some poor fool stagger into the middle of the assault*
Istagi: YOU NOW HAVE 3 MINUTES TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE
sportsfan800: I tell you we must evacute SST Land
bruiser: *writhing things appear on the streets*
kellybug: *turns up volume*
leviathan12: NO, kelly!~eek~
sportsfan800: no KB!
Istagi: For the love of all you hold sacred do not turn it up!
Arya: *The four horses of the apocalypse grow uneasy in their stable*
Istagi: *begins chaining himself to the bar*
Glenno: SURELY the only Dream Dream Dream horror is that old 60s song written by Felice and Boudeaux Bryant,
Istagi: *stops and checks to make sure fluffmuppet still has his ear muffs on*
Arya: *Cloister bell begins to toll*
Gert: *opens trap door behind SST bar* Alright, everyone into the bomb shelter.
leviathan12: *earth rumbles softly*
sportsfan800: *flies to shelter*
Istagi: *tv sets at the bar go to static*
Arya: *Locks down the tunnels*
Istagi: here it comes
Gert: *watches a nun fly by, head spinning*
Arya: 30 SECONDS
Glenno: The music we are hearing right now is a perfect built up to whatever terror awaits me.
Arya: *Dives into the stable to hide with the horses*
Istagi: *power goes out in the bar*
Istagi: *begins to pray*
bruiser: *Pyramid Head begins to stir*
Arya: HERE IT COMES
bruiser: *he raises the knife*
Gert: *turns off stream, is not suicidal*
THE FOUR HORSES OF THE DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM APOCALYPSE!
PART 2 - YOUR NIGHTMARE HAS JUST BEGUN.
sportsfan800: *shleter shakes violently*
Arya: What makes it worse is that it's a singing werewolf from a sparkly vampire story~dead~
Istagi: Nazis start melting
Arya: *Horses rear and scream in terror*
bruiser: even Pyramid Head doens't like this song
Istagi: ~dead~~dead~ ~dead~ ~dead~
sportsfan800: is it over?
bruiser: *the knife comes down, hits the floor shaking it with a tremendous boom*
sportsfan800: *comes out to access the damage*
Gert: *steps out of shelter, surveys damage*
Arya: It's never over Sports...it will haunt you forever, reappearing in your brain when you least expect it, preying on your dreeeeeeaaamsss
Istagi: *dogs and cats look at each other and say "did we just???? NAAAAAAAAA*
THE FOUR HORSES OF THE DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM APOCALYPSE!
PART 3 - THE AFTERMATH OF A NIGHTMARE.
kellybug: That song makes kittens cry
Istagi: *takes the earmuffs off fluffmuppet. Fluffmuppet flees *
Arya: *Tonight, just as Sports drifts off to sleep: ....dream....dream....dream, dream, dream, DREAM, DREAM!*
sportsfan800: *covers ears*
Istagi: GLENNO! ARE YOU OK?
Glenno: *long silence, then* mummymummymummymummymummy
Istagi: we're safe for another 15 days
Istagi: glenno its over... snap out of it
Glenno: I'm ... just ...barely ... alive
sportsfan800: where is nusre kb?
Istagi: LEVI? YOU STILL ALIVE?
Istagi: ok good
Istagi: get me an iv of PGGB for Glenno
Glenno: Yes Istagi anything. ANYTHING to stablise me.
leviathan12: *pours extray dry PGGB into sterile IV bag*
Istagi: PGGB is the only real cure for 'DREAM' SHOCK
Istagi: Thanks Levi. *finds a vein and inserts the iv needle into Glenno* Just lay there for a few more minutes and let this take affect.
Istagi: anyone else hurt?
sportsfan800: im ok Istagi thanks.
Istagi: Man the house elves are gonna be busy tonight, and I need to find a new loin cloth........
Istagi: *walks over and starts beating Gert over the head with a large trout* BAD GERT! BAD NEVER EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
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11 Feb 11 - 21:58:06 > techie-micheal: *pokes jade and then runs*
11 Feb 11 - 22:01:09 > leviathan12: *pokes jade and doesn't run*
11 Feb 11 - 22:02:22 > NovaKat: *sits on levi's shoulder and pokes*
11 Feb 11 - 22:02:50 > bruiser: *pokes jade and observes closely*
11 Feb 11 - 22:02:59 > bruiser: *pokes nova*
11 Feb 11 - 22:02:59 > Jadedtitan: *pokes levi*
11 Feb 11 - 22:03:07 > Jadedtitan: *pokes bru twice*
11 Feb 11 - 22:04:19 > Glenno: *gets out a shield*
11 Feb 11 - 22:04:35 > leviathan12: *turns head to side and stares at nova, pokes back*
11 Feb 11 - 22:04:51 > bruiser: *reaches around shield, pokes Glenno*
11 Feb 11 - 22:04:58 > Glenno: *Peers closely over shields brim*
11 Feb 11 - 22:05:38 > NovaKat: meep! *does a ballet dance of le poke, paw poke for levi, tail poke for bru*
11 Feb 11 - 22:06:00 > Glenno: *throws sheild like a frizby at Bru.* Oops that was dumb
11 Feb 11 - 22:06:15 > bruiser: ow! *rubs eye where nova's tail poked it*
11 Feb 11 - 22:06:21 > leviathan12: *pokes gert*
11 Feb 11 - 22:06:32 > bruiser: *shield hits head, bru goes down*
11 Feb 11 - 22:07:44 > Gert: *decks levi*
11 Feb 11 - 22:08:22 > leviathan12: Oh dear... *rifles through bru's boo-* Gyah!
11 Feb 11 - 22:08:45 > kellybug: *puts on nurse's hat, tends to Bruiser*
11 Feb 11 - 22:08:56 > Glenno: *ashamed, goes to help Bru up*
11 Feb 11 - 22:09:00 > NovaKat: *leaps down and puts a bag of ice on bru's head*
11 Feb 11 - 22:09:25 > Glenno: Better not be a trap
11 Feb 11 - 22:10:16 > bruiser: G-Glennooo...come closerr...
11 Feb 11 - 22:10:53 > bruiser: *Koff koff*
11 Feb 11 - 22:12:19 > Glenno: Come closer
11 Feb 11 - 22:13:01 > Glenno: warily and somewhat scared
11 Feb 11 - 22:13:06 > bruiser: c-closer...aaack...
11 Feb 11 - 22:14:05 > Glenno: *Bends down on one knee*
11 Feb 11 - 22:14:35 > Glenno: *tear forms at edge of eye*
11 Feb 11 - 22:14:39 > bruiser: *POKE*
11 Feb 11 - 22:14:57 > Istagi: *hits glenco on the back of his head with a buffalo shield*
11 Feb 11 - 22:15:21 > Glenno: Ooohh he cries. I'm sooo sorry. I-I *
11 Feb 11 - 22:15:53 > Glenno: -dead-
11 Feb 11 - 22:17:20 > Glenno: Istagiii c-come cl--oser
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SweetMadness: SST used EPIC MUSIC! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Johnny_Cage: Johnny_Cage loses 2 HP.
SweetMadness: Man this music is so hard to play on the piano. It's really complex.
Rukia: *waits for red to give a command*
bruiser: hi JC
Redjack: *cracks open a root beer
Ghostkeeper: Johnny_Cage fainted.
Johnny_Cage: Hi bruiser. *faints*
NovaKat: *Nova uses pounce on Rukia* :)
Rukia: rukia uses ice beam on ghost
mister_mouse: *empties a bucket of water over J_C*
Rukia: nova used pounce! rukia flinches
Johnny_Cage: 8) Johnny_Cage awakens!
Redjack: Rukia, use Some no mai, Tsukishiro
Ghostkeeper: *Ghostkeeper is frozen solid*
Rukia: rukia uses Tickle on nova
Johnny_Cage: Johnny_Cage uses....Shadow Kick!
Rukia: on who red :P
Redjack: Rukia, use Tsugi no mai, Hakuren!
NovaKat: *Rukia used Tickle! Nova rolls and laughs* -laughing-
Rukia: *claps loudly*
Redjack: Oh well, whatever battle is over, back in the ball, Rukia
Rukia: i don't wanna go back in the ball :(
SweetMadness: hmm, Ghost-type pokemon are weak to ghost-type attacks. So shouldn't Rukia's attack be super effective?
Rukia: *unfreezes ghost*
SweetMadness: heh, bru you missed out on a massive rant I had about video games as art earlier. -laughing
Rukia: huh? JC used a ghost attack. i used an ice attack
#203 (0) [X]
Andres: If you ever do understand what I'm talking about for longer than a day at a time, call the police as someone will have usurped my name
#202 (0) [X]
TRIALS OF A NEWBIE - WHO ARE THE GIRLS AND WHO ARE THE GUYS? FINAL INSTALLMENT.
05 Jan 11
17:09:03 - 18:02:39
NessySheep: LIES !!!! *hugs* Happy New Year ! -smile-
Lieserl: nessy! *hugs!!!* how are you, girl! i hope you had a decent holiday -shy-
Glenno: Hi ya NessySheep. Please warn me if there are any pending girl only group hugs. And I'll stay well out of it
Lieserl: hey glenno!
Hi Lies! *gets out guy/girl list. Uhhm are you guy or girl?
Victor: my boyfriend, glenno,
Uh well that clears that up -smile-
Victor: clears up what, glenno?
Glenno: Oh -laughs- that you're a guy.
Glenno: Oops, I mean that Lies is a guy -embarassed-
Victor: yup, i am a guy
Lieserl: i'm of the female persuasion, Glenno
Glenno: -dead- You know, I'm going to leave now.
Zgurl49: don't leave glenno!
Lieserl: -laugh- why, glenno, do you only talk to girls?
Glenno: No no no... I mean I don't mind. I get on quite well with them, but I'll talk to guys too.
Lieserl: -laugh- okaaay
sportsfan800: these wimmenz can be a handful glenno
05 Jan 11 - 17:22:19 > Glenno: You know this really was not suppose to expode in my face. -embarassed- -sad-
Zgurl49: -sad- Poor...guy? lol darn SST sexes confuzzles another one
NessySheep: ... what have i done?
Zgurl49: Glenno! - are you male or female?
Zgurl49: *marks down M next to glenno*
SuperCarol: We're kicking the boys out of the chat?
sportsfan800: *throws toy spider into chat*
Glenno: Well Sports it's better than hard nerf mallet.
05 Jan 11 - 17:25:30 > sportsfan800: -laugh- Glenno
05 Jan 11 - 17:25:26 > SuperCarol: *whacks Glenno with nerf mallet just because she was reminded it existed*
05 Jan 11 - 17:23:11 > Glenno: *looks at SuperCarol* Right now... a very pale male
05 Jan 11 - 17:27:18 > SuperCarol: *whistles innocently as she hides mallet behind her back*
05 Jan 11 - 17:27:51 > Glenno: -smilegrin- Are you making a list too Zgurl
05 Jan 11 - 17:30:56 > Zgurl49: glenno - oh man I've had to make one with all the peeps on here and non gender specific
Glenno: Zgurl. I'm glad someone else has gone through what I'm going trough
Victor: I'm also good in confusing chatters, especially new ones
05 Jan 11 - 17:38:02 > Glenno: Yeah -mad- I got that.
05 Jan 11 - 17:38:53 > Glenno: Wow first time I used mad! Must write down date 6/Jan/20ELEVEN
05 Jan 11 - 17:50:31 > Glenno: Anywhoo. I really must go (I'll keep the station tuned in however) and do some other writing.
05 Jan 11 - 17:51:21 > Glenno: *looks for Cinder
05 Jan 11 - 17:52:00 > Glenno: She's the safest person to hug ... she doesn't hide a mallet behind her back
05 Jan 11 - 17:52:11 > Glenno: *quickly puts on helmet
05 Jan 11 - > Glenno: Go on Carol get it outta ya system
(after a few more more minutes of aimless chat)
Glenno: What I'm still here???
SuperCarol: *chucks Glenno out of the chat and threatens him with nerf mallet*
Glenno: MEEP MEEP! *leave trail of dust behind. All the wiser that Carol will be flattened by ten ton weight above her.
sportsfan800: ha! Carol is still picking on Glenno
Glenno: *voice wafts back on the air "It's the start of a beautiful friendship, Sports."
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TRIALS OF A NEWBIE - WHO ARE GIRLS AND WHO ARE GUYS? PART 2
04 Jan 11
18:51:35 - 19:16:49
DarthClinton: Cinder sorry about missing the d in your name.
Cinder: I have been called much worse!!!! Just last week, I got called Stinky!!
elleisa: well i can't smell you cinder
Cinder: that is good.. I used the new soap from Christmas. Phew.. glad it is working.
sherriffife: glad we dont have cybersmelling yet, or do we . ..
Cinder: But smellAvision t.v. might be fun ... sometimes!
SuperCarol: I'm actually allergic to a lot of scents. Can't even walk through the perfume section of department stores without getting a splitting headache
Glenno: * Changes SuperCarol to the guy column
SuperCarol: *whacks Glenno with Nerf Mallet*
Nate: I see jaded still has spelling issues, good to see that hasn't changed
Jadedtitan: im eating and typing = bad multitasker
Glenno: *puts Jaded into the guy column, too
Jadedtitan: im a girl
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TRIALS OF A NEWBIE - WHO ARE GIRLS AND WHO ARE GUYS?
04 Jan 11,
17:52:46 - 18:32:01
NessySheep: * group hugs zg & vic*
Sir_Rideout: *joins in on the group hug* 8)
Glenno: Group hug somewhere? Is there room for me?
NessySheep: only for "girls" -razz- -smilegrin-
Glenno: Oh! You see it's those darn usernames . I don't have a clue who's guy and who's gal
Glenno: I started a list. Gals - Cinder, elleisa, bruiser (her name really threw me). M_M (so did MISTER Mouse), ViolaLover, Gert, Noshoes and NovaKat
NessySheep: - laugh - ... zg and me are girls
Glenno: Guys PeteC, Sports, JC, Alchemist ...
NessySheep: ... glenno is a guy ?
Cinder: Glenna would be a girl.
supercarol: I'm a girl!
Redjack: Hi everyone. I just want to confirm that I am a guy
Glenno: So..ah Victor, you're a girl? and Nessysheep...?
Redjack: Victor is a guy
Redjack: Nessysheep is a ewe
Cinder: She is a baby ewe!!
Glenno: Right.... well you see he was invovled in the group hug wasn't he? That why I thought it was safe to be included.
Glenno: I'm discombobulated ...
Glenno: well and truely
(about 20 minutes later)
Glenno: Hi again elmer
Glenno: Now ah... are you guy or girl?
Glenno: I'm making a list. For my own safety.
Glenno: I tried to enter in on an all girl group hug -eek- didn't go down well
elmer856: haha! Glenno, I am a man, but I'm open to hugs! :)
elleisa: where am i on your list glenno?
Glenno: Dare I say it Ell.
Glenno: I don't have a column for extra terrestrial
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Istagi: Nic Cage is kilda like Mc Donalds. you can go any Mc Donalds in the country and get exactly the same food. if you go to the Nic Cage movie you know what you are gonna get.....
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Jim_A: This is John Cleese speaking. Jim would like you to know, for the record, that he is lodging a complaint that no one is cooperating with his Trek train.
Jim_A: Cleese here, again. Jim is now evidencing a strange twitch, as a direct result of no one cooperating with his Trek train.
Redjack_Ryan: Christopher Walken here. I just came BY. To pass along word from Redjack RYAN. That making. A TRAIN is much Easier.
Redjack_Ryan: When the QUEUE is near 1hr
Redjack_Ryan: Frankenstein never scared me
Redjack_Ryan: Marsupials do
Redjack_Ryan: 'cause they're fast!
Redjack_Ryan: *Christopher Walken leaves the room*