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The People (leviathan12) v. Rukia - 01 Nov 11

20:13:20 > Rukia: *mike tries to pet the visitors* http://www.mikethetiger.com/media/user/Image/medium/1357768036471f6353663b8.jpg
20:15:17 > bruiser: -laughing-that's cute
20:15:59 > Rukia: he was a young boy then -big grin-
20:16:52 > Rukia: he's 460 lbs but he's still growing -shy-
20:17:23 > leviathan12: Me too
20:18:23 > Rukia: you're 460 levi -eek-
20:18:27 > Rukia: *lbs
20:18:36 > leviathan12: Nearly
20:21:50 > sportsfan800: -laughing-
20:21:56 > bruiser: you are not
20:22:43 > leviathan12: I ate a 280 lb burger today.
20:23:52 > Rukia: i had a burger with sauteed onions provolone, pickles, and a mound of bacon on it -cool-
20:24:16 > Rukia: I never knew what love felt like until i saw that burger
20:25:39 > sportsfan800: -laughing- ruk
20:26:28 > leviathan12: You mean except for when you married Lion King
20:27:10 > Rukia: *sweats* uh... of course!
20:27:27 > sportsfan800: she's cheating -eek-
20:27:53 > Rukia: you have no evidence -eek-
20:31:16 > leviathan12: I present to the jury the burger wrapper rukia is holding affectionately and periodically looking at forlornly
20:32:15 > Rukia: Objection!
20:32:44 > sportsfan800: hmmm
20:32:46 > Rukia: there was not a wrapper involved
20:33:02 > leviathan12: Did you eat that too?
20:33:22 > Rukia: -razz- no
20:33:41 > sportsfan800: -laughing- levi
20:34:15 > Rukia: the burger was a grilled piece of perfection put on a plate
20:34:59 > Rukia: The prosecuter's claims are baseless and furthermore he is a nunuhead -razz-
20:35:52 > sportsfan800: do we have any more witnesses to back up these claims? *looks around*
20:36:27 > Andres: -cool- nunuhead
20:37:34 > leviathan12: Objection! They are not baseless. The are based firmly on disjointed imagination and disjointed ideas.
20:38:27 > leviathan12: *incohesive ideas
20:41:23 > Rukia: -laughing-
20:45:55 > Rukia: The defense rests! it's cookie time...
20:46:40 > NovaKat: Cookie? -eek-
20:47:14 > leviathan12: The prosecution would like to cross examin... Does Lion King know about the aforementioned burger enjoyment?
20:47:20 > Rukia: hi nova *scritch*
20:47:29 > leviathan12: Was this burger enjoyed in a public or private setting?
20:47:44 > Rukia: uh... -eek-
20:48:01 > Rukia: it was in a public setting
20:48:31 > NovaKat: Hi Rukia *purrs, watches court proceedings, nibbles cookie* -big grin-
20:48:34 > leviathan12: Does Lion King know you are posting pictures of other large feline jungle predators?
20:49:17 > Rukia: Objection!
20:50:02 > rich808: Objection your objection!
20:50:10 > leviathan12: What exactly are you objecting?
20:50:20 > Rukia: There is no evidence of such activity
20:52:11 > Rukia: What say you judge?
20:52:34 > leviathan12: Prosecution presents chat log, 20:13:20. Does the name "Mike" mean anything to the defendant?
20:52:44 > Andres: Objection detained. Bailif, the objection will be remanded to a cell until further notice.
20:52:56 > rich808: hey bru
20:53:18 > Rukia: -big eek- [SPOILER]I forgot![/SPOILER] maybe -embarrassed-
20:54:24 > Rukia: what does this have to do with a burger prosecutor?
20:55:46 > leviathan12: There was a burger?
20:55:58 > Andres: -laughing-
20:56:14 > Rukia: -laughing-
20:59:36 > Rukia: -cool- SMB