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 Cinder 
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Joined: May 15, 2005
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Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:40 pm Post subject: BOB & THE BLONDE |
 
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BOB & THE BLONDE
Bob walked into the bar around 5:58 PM.
He sat down next to a very attractive blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 6 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man
on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I reckon he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching the scene on the telly.
>The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob "Fair's fair, here's your money."
>Bob replied, "I can't take your money". I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."
>The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again"
Bob took the money.
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 martino
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Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:52 am Post subject: Re: BOB & THE BLONDE |
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| BOB & THE BLONDE |
 I love it. |
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StanDike
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Man, this is gold!  |
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Jim_A
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Classic. |
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