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 mellowman
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Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:57 pm Post subject: |
 
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My aologies if anyone has come up with this before... Aliens, on board the Nostromo, all the marines have just woken up from cryo sleep, Vasquez starts to do chin ups...
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you? |
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 sunshinegirl
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Joined: Oct 04, 2005
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Posts: 266
Location: Florida
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The Mummy
Benny - you're on the wrong side of the river!
I have no idea why, just love the look on Benny's face! |
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 bpewien
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Joined: Feb 01, 2006
Member#: 13275
Posts: 1334
Location: Vienna, Austria
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Chicken Little
Mayor Turkey Lurkey: (to an alien) Oh, we surrender! Here, take the key to the city! (alien zaps the key)
(holds up another key) Key to my car? (alien zaps key and car at the same time)
(holds a box of Tic Tacs) Tic Tac? (alien zaps Lurkey)
Chicken Little: Don't tap the glass, they hate it when you do that.
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Lethal Weapon IV
Capt. Ed Murphy: (Handing Riggs & Murtaugh their captain's badges) This is one of the most painful f*ck*n' experiences of my life.
Roger Murtaugh: Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my BOAT SUNK. What's left?
Leo Getz: I think that's about it.
Lorna Cole: What happened last night?
Martin Riggs: Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual.
Martin Riggs: What's goin' on Rog, why you lyin' to me? Where's the money coming from? IA says you're on the take.
Roger Murtaugh: You ever hear of Ebony Clarke?
Martin Riggs: Yeah, she writes those cheesy s*x novels... why? You boinkin' her?
Roger Murtaugh: No, I'm not boinkin' her, Trish is Ebony Clarke.
Martin Riggs: You are boinkin' her.
Roger Murtaugh: (big grin) Yeah, Yeah I'm boinkin' her.
Martin Riggs: Flied lice?
Uncle Benny: Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.
Lee Butters: You have the right to remain silent. So shut the f*ck up.
You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest f*ck*ng lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll k*ll ya.
(Interrogating Uncle Benny in a dentist's office full of nitrous oxide)
Uncle Benny: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
Roger Murtaugh: You lucky s*n*f*b*tch.
Martin Riggs: Good for you, Uncle Benny.
Uncle Benny: Not so good when my wife finds out.
(interrogating Uncle Benny at a private dentist's office after accidentally filling the room with nitrous oxide)
Roger Murtaugh: (laughing and pointing to the gas mask that Butters is holding) Hey... Hey, what's that you got there?
Butters: (laughing) Uh... A nut cup? I got some big nuts.
(Roger takes the mask from Butters and inhales deeply)
Roger Murtaugh: That's nitro... oxide?
Butters: (laughing harder) It's laughing gas.
Roger Murtaugh: (hysterical) We... W-W-We're stoned. |
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fett870
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Joined: Nov 06, 2005
Member#: 12319
Posts: 39
Location: Collingswood, NJ
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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Unicron: Behold; Galvatron!
Transformers: The Movie
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Bal kote, darasuum kote,
Jorsu'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am Nau tracyn kad,
Vode an.
And glory, eternal glory,
We shall bear its weight together.
Forged like the saber in the fires of death,
Brothers all.
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Furyen
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Joined: Aug 23, 2002
Member#: 196
Posts: 254
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:14 am Post subject: |
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SGT. Kilerain: I'm Kilerain, and I d@mn all Gentlemen.
-Gettysburg
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Indy: Sallah, I said "No Camels!" Thats five camels, can't you count!?!?
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Elsa: *to Indy* I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.
Professor Henry Jones: Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.
Elsa: *kisses Indy* Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel Vogel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones. *hits Indy*
Indy: I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor Henry Jones: So did I.
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A local street vendor: Water?
Marcus Brody: No, thank you. Fish make love in it.
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*on top of a moving tank* Marcus Brody: How does one get off this thing? *gets punched off*
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Marcus Brody: The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the Ark before it... is invincible.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
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"Two wrongs do not make a right, but three rights make a left"
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Luther_III
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Location: New Orleans
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More of my favorites from 'Willow':
Willow: What are you feeding her? [the baby]
Madmartigan: I found some blackroot. She loves it!
Willow: BLACKROOT?! I am the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot!
Madmartigan: Well, my mother raised us on blackroot. It's good for you--puts hair on your chest. Don't it, Sticks?
Willow: Her name is not 'Sticks', she is Elora Danon, the future empress of Tir Asleen. And the last thing she's gonna want is a HAIRY CHEST!
Rool: We'll never keep up with those horses.
Franjean: Then we'll have to track them.
Rool: That would take forever. Besides, even if we found them, they would catch us, stick us in cages, torture us, and finally devour us.
Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?
Rool: Nah, this is more fun!
Madmartigan: What the h3ll happened up there?
Willow: You started spouting poetry: 'I love you, Sorcha, I worship you Sorcha.' You almost got us KILLED!
Madmartigan: 'I love you Sorcha'? I don't love her, she kicked me in the face. I hate her! (Don't I?) |
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mellowman
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Location: UK
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Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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Die Hard Baby!!!!!!!
John pinches the dead guys shoes and says:
"A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister"
Holly McClane: "You're nothing but a common thief"
Hans: "Since I'm moving up to kidnapping you should be more polite"
Karl smashes table inanger
Hostage: "Wow, that looks really *annoyed*!"
Holly: "He's still alive"
Hostage: "What?"
Holly: "Only John can drive somebody that crazy!"
John McClane: "Drop it, *please*. It's the police."
Tony: "You're not going to hurt me."
John McClane: "Oh, yeah? Why not?"
Tony: "Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen."
John McClane: "Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me."
Although I have to say yippee-ki-yay! is not one of my fave quotes.
By the way * * indicates words substituted for something a little more palatable |
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bpewien
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Joined: Feb 01, 2006
Member#: 13275
Posts: 1334
Location: Vienna, Austria
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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-) Passenger 57
Rane bursts into the cockpit with his gun pointed at the crew.
Charles Rane: "Who's in charge?"
Captain Whitehurst: "I am."
Rane shoots the captain and then points his gun at the first officer
Charles Rane: "Once again, who's in charge?"
First Officer: "You are."
Charles Rane: "Excellent." |
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Nate
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Location: Here and NOT There
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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Good Will Hunting
Do you like Apples?
*slaps piece of paper on window with phone number*
Cause I got a number, how ya like them apples?
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supercarol
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Joined: May 03, 2006
Member#: 14393
Posts: 127
Location: Los Angeles, California
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O'Dell: God's honest truth, Homer. What are the chances... a bunch of kids from Coalwood... actually winning the national science fair?
Homer: A million to one, O'Dell.
O'Dell: That good? Well, why didn't you say so?
From October Sky, one of my all-time favorite movies. 
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Sound_Track
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Joined: May 15, 2006
Member#: 14512
Posts: 203
Location: Texas
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Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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From Leon The Professional:
Norman Stansfield : "Bring me everyone."
Benny : What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield : EVERYONE !
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Emergency Command Override 100375 ---- "READY WHEN YOU ARE SGT. PEMBRY ...." |
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 pingu
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Joined: Sep 07, 2004
Member#: 7856
Posts: 82
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Lolita (1997)
Humbert: How are the piano lessons going?
Lolita: Fine. Great. Excellent. Wonderful. Perfect.
Humbert: Especially since you missed the last two.
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Antonia's Line
Antonia: This is no time for Schopenhauer. This is important.
Danielle: Mama, I want a baby.
Antonia: How about a husband to go with it?
Danielle: No.
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LOTRKing
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Joined: Feb 21, 2006
Member#: 13511
Posts: 271
Location: Near the EPIC Center
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:02 am Post subject: |
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"Fool of a Took!" - Fellowship of the Ring
"For Frodo." - Return of the King
"We all have our time machines, those that take us back are memories, those that take us forward, dreams." - The Time Machine
"Vote for Pedro" - Napoleon Dynamite
"But why is the rum gone?" - Pirates of the Caribben
"Listen! Do you smell something?" - Ghostbusters
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"The past is but the beginning of a beginning, and all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn." - H.G. Wells |
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bpewien
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Joined: Feb 01, 2006
Member#: 13275
Posts: 1334
Location: Vienna, Austria
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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*bumping old thread up*
These are just some few excerpts of this wonderful movie! 
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Wallace: Burrowing bounders! They must be breeding like... well, rabbits.
Wallace: (showing the rabbit-sucking machine to Lady Tottington) Aah, the old BV6000, Ma'am, err... capable of 125 rpm - that's "rabbits per minute".
(Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the Bunvacc)
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...(lowers voice) ... toupée, please.
Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupée, you idiot! My hair is in your machine.
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
Reverend Clement Hedges: Hello? Is anyone there?
(Were-Rabbit lets out an enormous belch)
Reverend Clement Hedges: Mrs. Mulch?
PC McIntosh: (the townspeople are discussing the attack on their vegetables) If you ask me, this was arson.
Townspeople: *gasp*
PC McIntosh: Yeah. Someone arsin' around!
(Wallace is holding a carrot and has fluffy rabbit-ears)
Wallace: (to Gromit) What's up, Dog?
Lord Victor Quartermaine: If I can't have your money, I'll just have to bag your Bunny!
Mr. Dibber: (to Victor Quartermaine) Kiss my ar...(produces his vegetable)... tichoke!
(after both of Victor's shots miss)
Lord Victor Quartermaine: (Grabbing the Reverend) Quick! I need another gold bullet!
Reverend Clement Hedges: They don't come cheap, you know!
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BuyerQueen
Rear Admiral (Ambassador)
Joined: May 13, 2002
Member#: 89
Posts: 647
Location: Richmond, VA
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Wow, I've seen my 2 favorite quotes in here already. Thur's quote from Bull Durham. And the "I am Maximum Deximus...." quote. Here are a few of my other favorites:
Maximus - "What we do in life, echoes in eternity".
Lucilla - "Oh yes, I pray".
Full Metal Jacket - This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Heathers - "Well f**k me gently with a chainsaw". & "The extreme always seems to make an impression".
Boondock Saints- "We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
I guess that's good enough for now. Keep the quotes coming!
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