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 weaponlordzero
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:39 am Post subject: |
 
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Airplane!
Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls
I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
Mel Brooks
Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs
Glue... very powerful stuff.
The Blues Brothers
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 alien_avatar
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Teenage girl hostage: Why do you hate us so much?
Bad Guy: I don't hate you Sarah, I just don't care about you.
- Firewall
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AkwaTFanRoadie
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
-Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Carribbean
That's the first one that came to mind...I'm sure I'll come up with more after I go to bed tonight! |
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JadedTitan 
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Location: Maryland
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:12 am Post subject: |
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Fight Club
Where did you go psycho boy jack?
I felt like destroying something beautiful.
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
Well if you were me then i'd be you and i'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! Loser..!
Big Trouble
We have a die hard situation developing in the kitchen...well either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake...could go either way with this crew.
Well Miami stinks, but the cops are pretty nice...
Southland Tales
We saw the shadows of the morning light, the shadows of the evening sun, until the shadows and the light were one...what does this mean? There is a path to end all suffering, you should take it.
Lord of War
He said that evil prevails when good men do nothing, what should have been said was evil prevails...
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 masked_platypus
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Location: Chartres, France
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:44 am Post subject: |
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Usual suspects
And poof. Just like that, he's gone
The big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.
Taxi driver
You talkin' to me?
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 bpewien
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Location: Vienna, Austria
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Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose. Not up it!
Officer (cross-eyed): "Sorry sir, I'm doing my best."
DH: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Second officer (also cross-eyed): "I did, sir. He's my cousin"
DH: "Who's he?"
Colonel Sanders: "He's an @$$hole, sir"
DH: "I know that. What's his name?"
CS: "That is his name, sir. @$$hole. Major @$$hole."
DH: "And his cousin?"
CS: "He's an @$$hole too, sir. He's first class Phillip @$$hole."
DH: "How many @$$holes do we have on this ship, anyhow?"
*All officers raise their hands and salute*
DH: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by @$$holes! *lowers helmet* Keep firing, @$$holes!"
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How could I forget that one? 
*btw: 700th post - Yeah, baby* 
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then it will because it is good - Jerry Goldsmith (1929-2004)
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weaponlordzero
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Location: Louisville, KY USA
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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I love Spaceballs!! Congrats on the 700 bp!!
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ArchitRen
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Alright, jsut few (btw i can't believe some of these haven't been quoted yet):
LIAR LIAR (by far one of the most quotable movies of all time):
"I've had better"
Max: "My teacher says real beauty is on the inside."
Fletcher: "That's just something ugly people say."
"I'm kicking my a**, do you mind?"
"A goose"
A FEW GOOD MEN
Kaffee: [interrupts with game-show buzzer sound] eeehhhhh! Time's up! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life time at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not listen to the advice of the galactically stupid!"
Col. Jessep: "You can't handle the truth"
INDEPENDENCE DAY
"In the words of my generation: Up Yours!"
IRON MAN
"Yeah. I can fly."
" The truth is... I am Iron Man."
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
Sally Albright: But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing.
Waitress: Not even the pie?
Sally Albright: No, I want the pie, but then not heated.
COOL HAND LUKE
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."
I'm sure i could keep going... but I'll save some for a later post. =) |
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weaponlordzero
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Mon May 26, 2008 7:51 am Post subject: |
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Quite the impressive memory you have there ArchitRen!!
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ArchitRen
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Mon May 26, 2008 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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LOL.  I used IMDB for the long ones.... In fact, my friends have tried to forbid me from quoting movies, because I always butcher them.
they can try but they'll never stop me. |
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 MoviesAddictGirl
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Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:35 am Post subject: So many to choose from.... |
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Allright, I'll just quote from my favorites:
Ace Ventura Pet detective:
Melissa: "Ace, get out of the tank."
Ace Ventura: "[talking like Scotty from Star Trek] I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have the power."
Melissa: "I said, get out of the tank now!"
Ace Ventura: "For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
Bruce Almighty:
Bruce: "So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?"
Mama Kowolski: "Well, man from health department say he find rat pellet in store. I say no is big chocolate chip. So we close store down, clean up, and make big cookie for to bring back customers"
Bruce: "Let's try that again, shall we?"
Bruce: [New take] "So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?"
Mama Kowolski: "So all the children in the neighborhood will be happy?"
Bruce: "And isn't it nice to see all their smiling faces?"
Vol Kowolski: "I work in back. I see no smiles."
Bruce: "Excuse me, I need a spoooo..."
[a spoon appears, sliding out of his mouth]
Bruce: "It's okay, I found one."
How the Grinch stole christmas:
The Grinch: "Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters."
The Grinch: [hating the Whos] "Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!"
The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.
[indicates himself]
The Grinch: [shouts] Hello?
Echo: Hello, hello, hello...?
The Grinch: How are you?
Echo: How are you... how are you... how are you...?
The Grinch: I asked you first.
Echo: I asked you first... first... first...
The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.
Echo: ...Saying exactly what I say... what I say... what I say...
The Grinch: I'm an idiot!
Echo: *You're* an idiot... an idiot... in idiot...!
The Grinch: [whispering] Alright fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.
[pause]
Echo: You're an idiot... an idiot... an idiot!
I can go on all day with this! lol!
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 Dutchbat
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Location: Roosendaal
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:20 am Post subject: |
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Oh this is a difficult one. Good quotes emerge with almost every new film I see and I can't recall all the funny ones. Top favorite is my signature below of course.
But instead of linking to the many quote-sites I'll give you some of them right here:
SPEED: Jack (after 'checking' bus between Sandra Bullock's legs): Here hasn't been messed with
SHREK: Donkey: "And in the morning I'll make you waffles"
more to follow
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JadedTitan
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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American History X
Hate is baggage, life is too short to be p!ssed off all the time, its not worth it.
...just watched this movie and this quote at the end really struck me.
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zgurl49
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Location: Minot, ND
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:39 am Post subject: |
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Ok I'm going with Life as a House quotes here - one of the best movies IMHO.
George: You know the great thing, though, is that change can be so constant you don't even feel the difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't even notice that your life is better or worse, until it is. Or it can just blow you away, make you something different in an instant. It happened to me.
Sam: I think there has to be a door between where you cook and where you crap. Even in the bush - tribal people, you know, they have a place for both. Probably it's like a law. God! It's probably in the Bible. It's at least a building code violation.
George: Take that thumbtack out of your chin.
Sam: Why?
George: It bugs me!
Sam: You snore at night. That really bugs me. Can I take you out?
Sam: I like how it feels to not feel.
George: I know the feeling.
Sam: How do you become something you're not?
George: What do you want to become?
Sam: What I'm not.
George: What are you now?
Sam: I'm nothing.
George: Tell them how you made me fall in love with you.
Robin: I smiled at him.
George: Watch out for the smile boys.
George: Sam... I won't ever hit you. Ever. I don't want you smaller. I want you to be happy and you're not. Not here with me, not home with your mother, not alone, not anywhere. You're what I was most of my life, Sam. I see it in your eyes, in your sleep, in your answer to everything! You're barely alive!
Sam: [whispers] I'm not even listening.
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Tue May 26, 2009 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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Galadriel: Not all who wander are lost.
-from LOTR
Seriously, that has to be one of the most beautiful quotes ever. I want it on some jewlery, even. |
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