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Barely Legal Smoothie Fun!

 
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:30 am   Post subject: Barely Legal Smoothie Fun! Reply with quote


Oh yes dear readers! The time has come when your ol' uncle Coc returns with a tasty tidbit from SST's very own chatbar.

At first I actually had no plan to post what you're about to see, but, with the requests beginnning to pour in, how can I deny my beloved fellow SST's? My beloved fellow listeners whom I have always bequeathed nothing but consideration, compassion, empathy, and joy.

And so, let me fill you in on our little romp through the SST chatboard.

A few weeks ago a newcomer arrived named Smoothie who had a knack for flooding the chat with Smileys... Now, while most of us at first thought this was simply a child goofing around with his mother's keyboard, it quickly became clear that this was a SST Fan who loved to cause trouble.

I like him already. Wink And just for the hell of it, I'll make this next paragraph rhyme....

What can we do!?, cried the listeners in frustration.
Make him donate!, Said one... to end the situation.
And so they suggested, without sounding gruff...
But then good ol' Smoothie, why he called their bluff!
He donacted some money! That good, smeet, loving boy.
But unfortunately to him, this was a pass to annoy.
And so he flooded, insulted and spat.
Nothing like the Cocmeister... (What are you looking at?)
A week or so later... our listeners wearing a frown.
We admins asked Smoothie, "Pease, tone it down?"
But Smoothie just patronized, and then called me cockless.
An obvious fact, but we should still make him talk less.
And with our warning in place we'd now solve the problem.
If he did it again... I'd simply suspend him. Smile
And now you will see, how the next time he ringed us.
We just threw him out, that sad sorry dingus.

Alrighty kids, cause you all asked so nicely:

XXX Slippery Sweet Smooth Coc Satisfation!
(Text Reversed/Parralel Conversations Removed)
(Note: PianoMan17s is Smoothie's alter ego when he's not flooding the board. Yeehaw. Wink)

smoothie: I'm baccckkkkk!!!!!!!
smoothie: let's have a emoblitz party!!
smoothie:D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;
The Mozster: Say goodbye to smoothie
smoothie: sorry, I just couldn't resist, I am having withdrawls
smoothie: I haven't been on this site for 2 weeks, and i deserve some slack
The Mozster: I tried to warn you
smoothie: I love the smiley guys
The Mozster: dude, please...
pianoman17s: Leave smoothie alone and grow its only a few smiley faces
The Mozster: are you saying that you know how to change IP's Smoothie?
The Mozster: or is it Pianoman17
The Mozster: ?
smoothie: hey rocket, lets see your emocon signature
The Mozster: bye bye smoothie... you had your chance
smoothie: ????????????
legolas: Pianomann shut up and leave with him!
smoothie: you're so smart mozziewiggley
legolas: please
smoothie: you need to learn how to spell
The Mozster: not just smart, informed.
starqrtrs: chariots is true classic cheese scoring
smoothie: cheese, did i hear cheese? i'm hungry
Cocles: It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Smoothie. In one life, you are pianoman17s, a generally pleasant, wannabe real estate agent in Michigan....
Cocles: and, in the other... you go by the alias "smoothie"... flooding the chat, patronizing the admins and being a generally mundane little dingus...
Cocles: One of these... has a future.
smoothie: well cocles, i didnt mean to make you mad, but seeing youre just generally always in a sour mood, buzz off
Cocles: How can you mean anything when you cannot... speak?
Cocles: ***Smoothie - Suspended from SST Chat until the Cocmeister wakes the hell back up or deems otherwise.
legolas: one has a future lol
legolas: hmmmm... chat sure did get quiet.
RocketpulsE: What is the Matrix?
Goblinmoon: works for me Cocles
The Mozster: *high five to Cocles*
legolas: good work cocles
legolas: go Cocles its your birthday.
Cocles: Now I am back off to beddy bye.
legolas: goodnight you ripe bastard
Cocles: Oh and by the way. Smoothie/PianoMan17s can still see what we're saying... he just can't... speak.
Cocles: So if you want to talk about him be my guess.
Cocles: Oh and Smoothie... work around my suspension and I'll suspend you indefinitely.
legolas: Yippie no more dorks, well no more annouying dorks anyways

At this point we waited to see if he'd sneak around my suspension, and sure enough! Very Happy

cockless: hello???
legolas: hey yvond... your friend smoothie is banned from the chat.
RocketpulsE: Hello
cockless: great site eh?
legolas: smoothie/cockless leave.
RocketpulsE: it is
cockless: what?
cockless: i like this site
legolas: gee its says new memeber... hmmm...
cockless: isn't it great?
legolas: real smooth. you freak!
Cocles: LOL
legolas: You aren't great. go away!
Cocles: Mmm...
Yvond: Whoa. When did he get banned? I wouldn't consider him my "friend" btw
legolas: this site is too good for you..
legolas: don't worry yvond thats him right there, "cockless"
cockless: what are you guys talking about?
cockless: how do i request?
cockless: gee, look at that, i almost have the same username as cocles
cockless: to think i just pulled that out of my backside too

At this point I was nodding off into my frosted cheerios and decided to just suspend him completely without a snazzy Schwarzeneggar one liner.

Although I do welcome your suggestions. Wink

So there you have it dear readers. Enjoy, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2003 5:05 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


And yet...even after a partial ban, Smoothie still manages to annoy. How, do you ask? Quite simple, you see. PM spamming. Now I realize that PMs are *private*, but hey, looks like Smoothie wanted me to share the love anyway. You be the judge.


PM #1 --- Smoothie alludes to being an alien

smoothie wrote:
i've been banned, but i guess i can now listen for free. they don't need my 25 dollars every so often i guess. put in a word about that. either way i'll be back in some other future life form. bye


Word.



PM #2 --- Smoothie alludes to a semi-veiled threat

smoothie wrote:
tell cocles that he's very thin skinned, by this i mean vunerable, i hope he has his virus software updated. oh, yes, "there's only one cocles on sst?" this is so rich, what a thin skinned egotestical moron!



Hey Cocles! You're a very thin skinned and vulnerable, and I hope you have your virus software updated. Egotistical moron!

(I don't know about thin skinned and vulnerable, but I do agree with the egotistical moron part. Wink)


Maybe if we're lucky, Cocles will post the 3 PMs he's received so far.

More to follow, I'm sure... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2003 6:31 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Well... if you insist. Wink

I actually found them kind of fun.

smoothie wrote:
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
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;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D
I'll be back, after all this is a real matrix, ya know????;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
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;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D


Pretty standard, but try reading it in a whiney wannabe voice. Razz "I'll be back! Nyaaahh!!!"

smoothie wrote:
hi buddy, i guess now i can listen to this site for free, right? so much for future donations, oh and by the way, if your site ever locks up, whoops, i can come back anytime i want to bird brain
smoothie, cockless, but not pianomanwhoever or whatever you keep calling me. i do not claim responsibility for pianowhatever,
smoothie, your worst nitemare Twisted Evil


Actually, my worst nightmare involves Cal in a clown suit and me trapped in a room full of cool whip. Confused

smoothie wrote:
looks like your ego is bigger than your head. why don't you ban me from using the pm. I'll be back in another life form, moron
smoothie the one and only


Ego bigger than my head? Me!? Nahh!!! Wink


And as for the one forwarded through Yvond:
smoothie wrote:
tell cocles that he's very thin skinned, by this i mean vunerable, i hope he has his virus software updated. oh, yes, "there's only one cocles on sst?"
this is so rich, what a thin skinned egotestical moron!


I'm sure he meant to say, "this is so thin skinned, what a rich egotestical moron!" Cool

And Smoothie, honestly, threatening people with virus's just makes you sound like a nerd.

You need to be more like Fonzy..

Heyyyyy... Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:16 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Hooray for Cocles!!! Very Happy You rock
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:31 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


For the one line :

Die, you bug. *squish*

Ok, it's not really original but it is my feeling. Maybe a Men in Black comeback ?

Frozen : LOL Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:00 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


I am kind of sore that no threats were handed out to me... Oh well, maybe next time... Sad

Anywhos for the one liners maybe somthing like. "smoothie has been digested" or chewed up and spit out.

"make like a fetus and head out"
"since you didn't "blend" your out of here smoothie"
or just make an emotican of a middle finger and flood him. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:45 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


Geez, I (lucky me) got one of his stupid pm's, and I just hit the delete and tada! its gone...

He was annoying and I'm sure he'll do his best to keep being annoying.

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Okay i understood YVOND getting a LOVE PM and Cocles getting a hate PM. But goblinmoon???
Confused just not fair Sad
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Legolas wrote:
Okay i understood YVOND getting a LOVE PM and Cocles getting a hate PM. But goblinmoon???
Confused just not fair Sad


I can send you an apathetic PM if you would like. Wink

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Legolas wrote:
Okay i understood YVOND getting a LOVE PM and Cocles getting a hate PM. But goblinmoon???
Confused just not fair Sad


Are we a little lonely now lego. I am sure someone can go one on one with you for a few rounds if it would help you to feel better.

In all seriousness... Are we ever going to give him another chance? I mean, there is just not as much fun with banning as there is with shunning. So much more satisfying to ignore him like he is not there!
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