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 Legolas
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:43 am Post subject: |
 
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Hey jk2gay. Come on now, The only one who I offer sexual favors to is your woman, she said you can't satisfy her the way a yong stud like me can. BTW, She mentioned something after I rolled off of her about you and the paper boy? Dude thats just wrong! 
btw, sorry you are being a sore looser and that you can't just admit that that your pic couldn't compete with. well anyone  |
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Cocles
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:53 am Post subject: |
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Wow, Lego... you sure grow all sensitive when people point out you're a man whore.  |
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jk2silly 
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Location: Philadelphia Pa USA
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:02 am Post subject: |
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| Legolas wrote: |
Hey jk2gay. Come on now, The only one who I offer sexual favors to is your woman, she said you can't satisfy her the way a yong stud like me can. BTW, She mentioned something after I rolled off of her about you and the paper boy? Dude thats just wrong!
btw, sorry you are being a sore looser and that you can't just admit that that your pic couldn't compete with. well anyone |
* drops his gloves *
OK Lego! Prepare to loose some teeth. Take on me. Insult me. test your metal on me. NEVER try to bring my family into this though or you WILL regret the moment you did. Just remember that you have family too.
As for the paper person for my house. What can I say other than she is a stone fox!
If you "bothered" to read my posts on the subject ya dumb ass weenie, you would have known that I NEVER expected to garner ANY votes. I was immensely gratified by the first vote and tickled pink by the second. And I never had to beg for any attention and respect. Unlike yer goofy ass!
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Legolas
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:10 am Post subject: |
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Poor JK. YOU are still upset with what happened over the weekend. You poor thing. Male impotence is common with men your age. Just let the anger go.
Dude I know your job security sucks but lets learn to take a joke. I am a male whore so obviously the ladies in your life know about it. Take the joke, and chill out, Don't vent you anger at "the man" to me. |
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sarbear
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Joined: Dec 09, 2002
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Location: UT
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:16 am Post subject: |
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Didn't I tell you boys to play nice??
Congrats Cocles, I'm sure we will all learn to regret giving you the opportunity to gloat for a year 
Although some of us really tried to prevent it
Anyway, it was fun to see everyone's smiling faces  |
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jk2silly
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Just because I would not do you lego does not give me male impotence. You beg and plead but lets face it. You are just not my type. Go back to your left fist man.
As for the anger at the man. Again you are confusing me with you. You are angry at the man for not letting you express the woman that is trapped inside you. Let her out lego. We have all known about her since you first came here with the Orlando Bloom fixation. Be the woman we all know you as lego!
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Cocles
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:22 am Post subject: |
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| sarbear wrote: |
Didn't I tell you boys to play nice??
Congrats Cocles, I'm sure we will all learn to regret giving you the opportunity to gloat for a year
Although some of us really tried to prevent it
Anyway, it was fun to see everyone's smiling faces |
Thank you Sarbear, and congrats to you too. I guess having all this sexy around is driving these boys insane. |
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Legolas
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:27 am Post subject: |
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Wow that was cute. A little girl inside me... I must say that your comeback was a bit better. Except one thing. Everytime you start your argument you have to be an unoriginal wimp and say "I think you have me confused with you." PATHETIC. That is soo weak. It ruins everything you say because it paints you as a five year old saying, "I know you are but what am I?"
Jk I would never compare myself to you, I consider myself way above you, in almost every way. As for my left fist however, well you just keep dreaming about me taking care of myself if it helps you get through your day. It works for lots of women like you.... |
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jk2silly
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:37 am Post subject: |
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The very thought that you could be better then me is freaking hilarious. A scrawny, post-pubescent (barely), "mary" such as yourself could not hold a candle next to a real man like me with real values and a real woman. Although I can see that instead of the candle you have opted for the torch instead. The thought of you and your fist is enough to put anyone off thier lunch so I will pass on the comments there. Just one question for you though. How much money DID your parents get from the condom company after you were conceived?
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Legolas
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:51 am Post subject: |
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Well be the youngest of three girls, and the only boy, has lead my sisters and myself to believe my dad wasn't going to stop until he had a son. 
As for you being a real man, and having a real woman cracks me up. I am sure I am not alone on this but you stike me as one of those nerdy kids who couldn't get even talk to a girl with out pissin gyour pants. And yes Maybe I am scrawny next to you but thats only cause you have let yourself go. You sit at a desk and probably do nothing physical all day except for the occasional walking to your car. Don't hate me cause I am in better shape and at the prime in my life. Accept the fact that you are old, and that you never had a prime Sorry jk, but you don't have me convinced there.
As for the fist comment. you brought that one up. |
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Legolas
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:52 am Post subject: |
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AGAIN. if you really have a problem with me why don't you just keep on PMING me instead of showing off. This isn't like you. Whats going on? |
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jk2silly
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:03 am Post subject: |
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I tried PMing you but people in the chat started to complain that they had no idea what was going on.
Ever think that your father stopped BECAUSE he had a boy and that boy turned out like you. God One look at that face in the crib caused him to loose all use of mis member. On the charge of being a nerd I plead guilty but I was married at 19 so won't even demean myself with a come back to your claims of trouser wetting. If that is the way you were though you have my deepest sympathies.
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Legolas
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:10 am Post subject: |
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I wasn't a pants wetter. As for your marriage, I guess the first girl that gave you a chance you decided to marry, Smart move considering you wouldn't have been offered an opertunity ever again. So good for you. Btw. How did you ask her to marry you? when she was drunk? You know, it doesn't count if you have to get them drunk first. |
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jk2silly
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:22 am Post subject: |
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If you are a pants wetter then of course you would deny it. I bet you still wet your pants when you get nervious. Come to think of it you do look a bit like "Sherman" from the American Pie movies
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1152/Events/1152/wi20010405_ChrisOwen_Vespa_164725.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Owen,%20Chris%20(I)
In all seriousness though Lego. She was not my first and she was not drunk. I love my wife dearly and I am devoted to her. Your comment about her pissed me off. Like I said. Go after me but NEVER my family.
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Legolas
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Location: Drunkest state in USA
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, I like how anytime in the chat you can rip on me, my gf, or my family. But yet you cannot handle any jab back at you, your wife, or the rest of your wookie family. Well JK you have my apologies, And my total sincerity when I say, "don't be a poopy pants!" |
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