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Yvond
Lieutenant
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Member#: 39
Posts: 178
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Mon Aug 26, 2002 7:47 am Post subject: Gladiator Man and Xena Woman |
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Hey all,
Has anyone noticed that JERIC has just become Gladiator Man and that his wife is now known as Xena Woman, Warrior Princess? In addition to this strange little curiosity, Xena Woman lets everyone know in her signature that she has *MANY* skills? Hmmmmmm....
Sounds like an interesting marriage!
And quoting from Gladiator Man himself, and his new signature, "Are you not entertained?"
You betcha, buddy!
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BuyerQueen
Rear Admiral (Ambassador)
Joined: May 13, 2002
Member#: 89
Posts: 647
Location: Richmond, VA
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Mon Aug 26, 2002 8:32 am Post subject: Gladiator Man and Xena Woman |
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Glad you like it Yvond. What a more bad ass couple than Maximus and Xena? _________________ "I have *many* skills." -Xena |
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Cocles
Commodore
Joined: Mar 06, 2002
Member#: 15
Posts: 2587
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:35 pm Post subject: Gladiator Man and Xena Woman |
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I compliment them and get reamed for asskissing... but churchboy here says the same thing gets a "glad you liked it"?
This calls for a sappy song!
Hmmm... but which one to parodize?
Ah, Superman by Five for Fighting,
but we'll call it...
Cocles by Banned for Typing
I can't stand this tripe
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The biggest part of me
I'm more than a Cock...I'm more than a Less
More than some pretty face in an avatar
It's not easy to be Cocles
Wish that I could try
to get you on your knees
Find a way to lie
That I've never had herpes
It may sound absurd...but don't be obscene
Even Assholes have the right to ream
I may be disturbed...I think you'll agree
Even Assholes have the right to cream
It's not easy to be Cocles
Get up, run away...away from me
It's all right...You can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not logged on...or anything...
I can't stand and pee
It'd end up 'round my feet
Men weren't meant to ride
With no cock between their knees
I'm only a man in a silly red thong
Looking for my little friend who's nice and long
Only a man without any dong
Looking for my special bud who's up and gone
It's not easy to be Cocles. |
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Morg
Admiral (Administrator)
Joined: Apr 20, 2002
Member#: 57
Posts: 430
Location: San Francisco, CA
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Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:04 pm Post subject: Gladiator Man and Xena Woman |
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Hardy, har har. _________________ “Without music, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols |
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Clem
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined: Apr 23, 2002
Member#: 61
Posts: 66
Location: Clermont-Fd, France
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Tue Aug 27, 2002 12:31 am Post subject: Gladiator Man and Xena Woman |
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I saw that some of the member statuses changed... (ie: BQ, Cocles, etc.) What determines what status you get? _________________ The day people will trust one another, there will be peace on earth. |
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SlowMo
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Mar 20, 2002
Member#: 29
Posts: 390
Location: Ghent, Belgium
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Tue Aug 27, 2002 12:52 am Post subject: Gladiator Man and Xena Woman |
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LOL
Come on Cocles : use your kickass hardware and stuff to record this... I'm sure it'll be hilarious even more... Maybe Jeric can put it on the playlist ) _________________ "By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry.'" -- Gary Larson |
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Hart
Lieutenant
Joined: Apr 17, 2002
Member#: 53
Posts: 148
Location: Austin, Texas
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Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:55 am Post subject: Gladiator Man and Xena Woman |
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Thanks for making me feel normal Cocles... _________________ "Now, listen up you primitive screwheads!" "This is my BOOM STICK, you got THAT!" |
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gecko
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Mar 02, 2002
Member#: 14
Posts: 394
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Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:50 pm Post subject: Gladiator Man and Xena Woman |
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Well, not to diss Jeric or his wife, but eh... The thought of Xena being Maximus's wife is rather... repulsive. I mean, Xena is just so dinky, and Maximus is so cool. I'm only a little biased here though, just a little.. Mostly just 'cause I like Russell Crowe. Yup. Never cared much for Xena or her tv series. |
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