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 Legolas
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Joined: Aug 08, 2002
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Location: Drunkest state in USA
   
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:45 pm Post subject: |
 
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JK I think my waffle king was saying that you guys are all whinning to much. Since I first started the rules, I thought I whould end them since no one understood why i posted it in the first place. I WAS JOKING. Obviously if you sent in a nude pic, Cocles would let ya know if you have a chance in the "adult film" industry. And then post your mouse size @*&% all over the internet.  
But seriously, Cocles when i saw your pic from last year, I could have swore CK Was drunk when they took that pic. Now way could a guy looking like that be in a CK ad.  (hows that for smack)
As for this year, well ya better lay down some extra news papers boys a girls, cause my pic will make ya wet |
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Legolas
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Location: Drunkest state in USA
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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read from bottom up for this smack...
21 Aug 03 - 12:06 > Cal: Come on JK and Ap.(in carson voice) Lets motor!
21 Aug 03 - 12:05 > legolas: Holly back logs batman! Jk and Han you guys are sick bastards... I can't believe you all.. I may be a hotty, but I am no cheap peice of meat. Besides, I wouldn't date either of you. I am a straight arrow. i thought you both were too...(*in Heston voice* damn my goodlooks.... damn them all to hell!)
21 Aug 03 - 09:06 > HanSolo: heck maybe i could just marry leggy and his sister...
21 Aug 03 - 09:05 > jk2silly: I am so hot! I will kick funky booty at the sexiest contest. I look like a God... Well actually I doubt I could win.. Legolas is pretty dreamy, to bad I am married...
21 Aug 03 - 09:05 > jk2silly: down boy!
21 Aug 03 - 09:04 > HanSolo: i need to find a girl friend like leggys sister
21 Aug 03 - 09:01 > HanSolo: yeh his sister is cute lookin too
21 Aug 03 - 08:58 > jk2silly: under family photo album
21 Aug 03 - 08:58 > WOOZYWYG: im looking for marriage
21 Aug 03 - 08:57 > jk2silly: his sister if you are looking at a wedding photo
21 Aug 03 - 08:57 > WOOZYWYG: looks sexay
21 Aug 03 - 08:57 > HanSolo: hey whos the cute blond
21 Aug 03 - 08:56 > maddy: Oh...that. I already saw that one...
21 Aug 03 - 08:55 > maddy: Where's the pic, jk?
21 Aug 03 - 08:55 > jk2silly: here he is on his homepage.
21 Aug 03 - 08:55 > jk2silly: damn lego is a goofy lookin bastard aint he?
Eh! my poor little philly fool. I have seen your picture from your church directory in the year of 1985(just a guess where that pic was from)
I have this one thing to say... Use, learn photoshop. cut and paste a male model's picture. cheat! please! Me and Cocles need the competition!
Okay that last few lines i entered in... but it needed humor. |
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BuyerQueen
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Joined: May 13, 2002
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Location: Richmond, VA
 
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Female view on the rules....
1. Look how Hart won last year, learn from it.
2. PLEASE no nudes (chest up is OK)
I have to admit I thought Cocles pic last year was a CK model, one hopped up on heroin (just a little smack), but a model none the less. It really was him. 
Maybe after the gals see how you guys handle the competition, we will do our own.
Where are the ladies on this?
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sarbear
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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I figured Cocles was just full of himself and thought he could win by sending in a soft focus black and white picture with a serious/pouty look. Then I got to know him 
Hmmm, if I can enter a picture of me scuba diving... I'm in. |
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BuyerQueen
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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Why scuba diving? Because you have a hot body in that suit, or because your face is covered up?
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Legolas
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Sar I wouldn't recommend sending in a pic with you in anything tight fitting like swimwear! As a person who saw you in a wedding dress once... I think I could handle it... But for those so called "gentlemen"  here I think that might just kill them... and you wouldn't want that would ya |
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Cocles
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Joined: Mar 06, 2002
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Do you need cheese with that whine? |
I have to agree here. Cocles you are whining more than a north Jersey Jewish Princess wanting to go to Florida for spring break. |
Uh, Doofy, SlowMo was referring to Cal.
Nice try though. I commend you. |
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Cocles
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| BuyerQueen wrote: |
Female view on the rules....
1. Look how Hart won last year, learn from it.
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How Hart won? That's easy. He let you girls fill in the blanks.
You women claim to like Hart because he only makes fun of himself. You leave out the fact that he's notorious among the guys for never giving a straight opinion about anything.
You girls just see the jokes and fill in the rest of his personality yourselves, giving him in your heads this "nice guy" persona.
Then he sends in a grainy photo where you can barely see his face or physique.
Once again, you girls fill in the shadows, giving him in your heads this beautiful face and body.
You're right, maybe we CAN win the same way Hart did... By being a figment of your imaginations.
P.S. Must have been quite a wake up call when he logged on a few months ago bragging about how much fun he had puking all over himself with his brother in Texas.
But hey, at least all the guys now like him.  |
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Obi-son
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Location: Winchester,Va, USA
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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lol. hart knows what he is doing
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Cocles
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed... |
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Legolas
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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Nothing more powerful than imagination and anticipation... He had them all pumped up, and then gave them a pic... Why didn't i think of that.... 
With that said... Hart hasn't a chance this year! |
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sarbear
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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BQ,
Because of the mask (the wetsuit isn't that revealing)... safest thing so I don't get responses like that from Lego anymore.
Maybe I'll send in a grainy picture of myself... |
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HanSolo
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Joined: Aug 13, 2003
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Location: SoCal
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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shoot sarbear just a regular picture would be ok. i never seen ya. |
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HanSolo
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Location: SoCal
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Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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this is cool, im going for the country cow boy look myself |
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SlowMo
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Joined: Mar 20, 2002
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Location: Ghent, Belgium
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Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:30 am Post subject: |
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| I have to agree here. Cocles you are whining more than a north Jersey Jewish Princess wanting to go to Florida for spring break. We just wanted to set some groundrules for decency sake. If you WANT to make this a free for all with any pic goes then be my guest. |
Oh man have you gotten that one wrong jk2silly 
The new-rule-suggesters would be the whiners, was what I meant..
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