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SlowMo
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Mar 20, 2002
Member#: 29
Posts: 390
Location: Ghent, Belgium
    
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Tue Sep 24, 2002 11:35 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
 
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Heh, if Hart gets disqualified I win... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Now if only I'd find a reason to get him disqualified. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
No seriously, Hart : you apparently outclass us, congratulations, I guess...
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 Cocles
Commodore
Joined: Mar 06, 2002
Member#: 15
Posts: 2587
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:55 am Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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I guess the lad's and lass's of SST don't like blonds, eh SlowMy? |
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Hart
Lieutenant
Joined: Apr 17, 2002
Member#: 53
Posts: 148
Location: Austin, Texas
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Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:05 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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4 reasons Hart should be disqualified:
1. Hart recently had a sex change...(used to be a woman)
2. Escaped from the freak show where Hart is known as "The Bearded Lady" (Tried to save the dog faced boy and Mr. Spock but the hounds got them)
3. Is actually a balding mullet wearing midget with buck teath. (False advertisement)
4. SlowMo's Nordic hat/beer jug is too cool....
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"Now, listen up you primitive screwheads!" "This is my BOOM STICK, you got THAT!" |
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Cocles
Commodore
Joined: Mar 06, 2002
Member#: 15
Posts: 2587
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:24 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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Now hart, the whole self deprecating humor might work on the ladies, but not with us guys. So I strongly suggest y- Whoa... wait.. what's this? I suddenly have this urge... this burning desire... Hart you animal.. please... stop... be still my burning loins! Help me!!! |
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Hart
Lieutenant
Joined: Apr 17, 2002
Member#: 53
Posts: 148
Location: Austin, Texas
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Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:37 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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LOL...I was wondering when someone was going to catch on...Its a an evil plot to program you all and bend you to Kaiser Churzai's will.....
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Legolas
Commander
Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Member#: 178
Posts: 857
Location: Drunkest state in USA
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Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:48 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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okay message to all of us "non winners" did we even think we could compete with a guy named hart. of coarse he'll get the votes. his name is hart. oh yeah plus i hear he has done porn! but what are ya gonna do? |
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Legolas
Commander
Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Member#: 178
Posts: 857
Location: Drunkest state in USA
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Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:16 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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no COCLES. I didn't say that.... Maybe you were just having a wet dream???? hmmm no matter, he is still winning. just try and not be jealous.... ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
maybe u could take a cold shower... |
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Cocles
Commodore
Joined: Mar 06, 2002
Member#: 15
Posts: 2587
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Wed Sep 25, 2002 10:23 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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Legolas, Legolas, Legolas...
You see here's how it was supposed to go:
You suggest Hart was in porn...
I suggest he was in donkey porn...
THEN, you see, a horrendously entertaining game begins as each of us adds to this insane rumor until it's completely out of hand and resembles something like:
Hart was in a donkey necro porn where he ate a live golden retriever puppy, spit on the tombs of all of our ancestors and wore white after labor day.
Now you see a pro like my fellow cohort SlowMo would have picked up on this. But you see, SlowMy and I are experienced and professional pains in the ass (much like Morglum, but in a different way), whilst you my friend are still learning. Sit back Legolas-San. Relax, breathe evenly and study the words patiently. Only then may the true potential of such a post be bared for you.
And there's no foolin' how much YOU like it when we bare our posts. |
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Cocles
Commodore
Joined: Mar 06, 2002
Member#: 15
Posts: 2587
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Thu Sep 26, 2002 2:11 am Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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You heard that Hart did Donkey Porn? No kidding!? |
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GoteeBoy
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined: Feb 15, 2002
Member#: 5
Posts: 60
Location: Phoenix AZ
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Thu Sep 26, 2002 9:03 am Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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Well, few of us would ever dare try to play with the big boys (Cocles, Slow, etc), but I HAVE noticed that's the 3rd or 4th time Legolas has used the term "wetdream". Leg, my boy, are you trying to tell us something? |
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Legolas
Commander
Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Member#: 178
Posts: 857
Location: Drunkest state in USA
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Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:50 am Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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ahhh you under estimate me my fellow ass's.
You see, being that i am new here I was playing with the gloves on. I have yet to figure some of you out. so until i do, i will play nice....but hear this. the moment i get comfortable, you shall hear the hounds of hell, and feel the flames burning your face. For i am the one true spawn of all that is evil... and of all that is sick... you shall witness all the pain i can bring first hand.... So let it be written so let it be done. (C)
Oh and to you gOteeboy~there is nothing i need to tell. sorry if things have excited you!
sincerly,
the new prick on the block! |
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Cocles
Commodore
Joined: Mar 06, 2002
Member#: 15
Posts: 2587
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:26 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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>ahhh you under estimate me my fellow ass's.
Ahem, I said SlowMy and I are PAINS in the ass. Not an actual ass. But if you want to be a happy talking pair of butt cheeks then that's fine with me! Sounds entertaining. Can you dance too?
>You see, being that i am new here I was playing >with the gloves on.
You're masterbating 'cause you're new here? Ew. WHY!?
>I have yet to figure some of you out. so until i >do, i will play nice....but hear this. the >moment i get comfortable, you shall hear the >hounds of hell, and feel the flames burning your >face.
So the moment you're walking around here in your underwear with a cold beer we're in for it?
>For i am the one true spawn of all that is >evil... and of all that is sick...
You're my semen? Dude!
>you shall
>witness all the pain i can bring first hand....
Sounds like the sales pitch for a male prostitute.
>So let it be written so let it be done. (C)
I can't decide whether you sound more like Charlton Heston or Gandalf the Wizard.
>Oh and to you gOteeboy~there is nothing i need >to tell. sorry if things have excited you!
I don't know Gotee, he IS the right age for wet dreams. And he does seem to talk about butts and semen a lot.
>sincerly,
>the new prick on the block!
So just for confirmation, the new prick on the block is a talking butt and a wad of evil giz, correct?
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>it's always darkest.... in my blackend anus. |
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GoteeBoy
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined: Feb 15, 2002
Member#: 5
Posts: 60
Location: Phoenix AZ
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Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:27 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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<Cowering in the corner, trembling, lest I bring forth the wrath of Legolas>
Leg, don't worry, the only thing that might have excited me was the sight of chocolate shake. Mmmm. |
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GoteeBoy
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined: Feb 15, 2002
Member#: 5
Posts: 60
Location: Phoenix AZ
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Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:38 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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Oh Cocler, it was Yul Brenner in the Ten Commandments, not Charlton Heston that delivered that whole "so let it be done" speech. |
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Cocles
Commodore
Joined: Mar 06, 2002
Member#: 15
Posts: 2587
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:45 pm Post subject: Poll: SST'S SEXIEST MAN CONTEST |
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Either way I have to wonder why leggy felt compelled to copyright it with a (C)...
Don't worry leggy, we won't plagiarize you.
But I think you owe poor Mr. Brenner an apology. |
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