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 the_lake_effect
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Joined: Nov 21, 2005
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Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:10 am Post subject: |
 
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"Not everything here is a life or death situation. If you think that way, you're going to get killed over and over again."
"Are you stalking me now, because that would be SUPER!"
"Naomi spelt backwards is I moan!" -Van Wilder
I just saw it, and his words were still fresh in the mind.
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Gr81
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Joined: Mar 07, 2004
Member#: 5444
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Location: New York City
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The Big Lebowski
The Dude: "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
Jesus Quintana: "What's this day of rest sh1t? What's this bullsh1t? I don't f@#$in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f@#$s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f@#$ed you in the a$$s Saturday. I f@#$ you in the a$$ next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"
Jesus Quintana: "You ready to be f@#$ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f@#$ you up."
The Dude: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh1t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a$$ and pull the f@#$ing trigger 'til it goes click."
The Dude: "Jesus."
Jesus Quintana: "You said it, man. Nobody f@#$s with the Jesus."
**Edited for content by Saffron**
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 california_carl
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" I think we are going to need some new FBI guys"
the captain, or ranking officer, of the LAPD in Die Hard after the helicopter gets blown out of the sky that is carrying the FBI agents Johnson and Johnson (no relation)  |
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rebeccabutterfly
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Joined: Sep 13, 2003
Member#: 3098
Posts: 455
Location: Teaxsahs
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"is it dead?!"
Boondock Saints
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Gr81
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Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Die Hard With A Vengeance:
John McClane: Look I fail you cover my a$$. You fail I cover your a$$!
Zeus: And if we both fail?
John McClane: Then were both f@#$ed!
[McClane hands Zeus a gun]
John McClane: You know how to fire one of these?
Zeus: No.
John McClane: No?
Zeus: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherf$$$er.
FBI agent: Have you been followed at all during the last few days? Any suspicious phone calls? Any kind of surveillance at all? Anything?
John McClane: Well, now that you mention it, I have, sort of, been feeling this burning sensation between my toes.
Zeus: Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.
Zeus: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't f@#$ with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your a$$? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
**edited for content by Saffron**
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the_lake_effect
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Nov 21, 2005
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Location: Kidnapped by Un-Americans
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Mercy is the mark of a great man. *twists sword in the other guys stomach* Okay, maybe I'm just a good man. - Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly
I don't care what you believe. Just believe it. -Shepherd Book from Serenity
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Stories are for children, skyscrapers, and anyone wishing to reach for the stars.
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 Sensei
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Joined: Feb 28, 2002
Member#: 12
Posts: 504
Location: Bergen, Norway
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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In "Once Upon A Time In The West" three gunmen are sent to the train station to meet (read: kill) Harmonica (the good guy  ):
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're... looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Homer Simpson has some really good ones from time to time too:
Homer: Lisa, you're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all by yourself.
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the_lake_effect
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Nov 21, 2005
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Location: Kidnapped by Un-Americans
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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There isn't a Simpsons movie. Yet. But okay!
Grampa:
"Dear Mr. President. There are too many states in the union. Please eliminate 3."
"There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighbourhood. Oh, look at that one!"
"Back then, a turkey would be known as a 'walking-bird.' We'd usually have walking-bird on Thanksgiving..."
"A banana was known as a 'yellow fatty bean!'"
"...and that's what's wrong with your generation. As for Bart's generation..."
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When all else fails, consider time travel.
Stories are for children, skyscrapers, and anyone wishing to reach for the stars.
The truthiness shall set you free. |
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 j2brown
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:57 am Post subject: |
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My favorite Simpsons moment (from memory, so probably not accurate, but close enough):
Abe: I'm going to the outhouse.
Lisa: We don't have an outhouse.
Homer: My toolshed!
jeff
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the_lake_effect
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Nov 21, 2005
Member#: 12520
Posts: 485
Location: Kidnapped by Un-Americans
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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And with that...
*Air Force personnel sweep their base, and open up a portable toilet*
Grampa: This elevator only goes down, and someone made an awful mess down there.
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When all else fails, consider time travel.
Stories are for children, skyscrapers, and anyone wishing to reach for the stars.
The truthiness shall set you free. |
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Gr81
Lieutenant
Joined: Mar 07, 2004
Member#: 5444
Posts: 102
Location: New York City
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Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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My signature has my favorite quote from Aliens.
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redtwo
Cadet 3
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Buffy: Does the word, 'duh' mean anything to you?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Buffy: Do you have any gum?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
NASA Director: This could be the worst disaster NASA's ever faced.
Gene Kranz: With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.
Apollo 13
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say "Yes"!
Ghost Busters
Kent Mansley: Hey there, scout! Kent Mansley, I work for the government.
The Iron Giant (I love Kent!)
I will go there and back again - from "In Dreams" Lord of the Rings:Fellowship of the Ring
Spot Conlon: I say... that what you say... is what I say.
Newsies
Lady Eboshi: What exactly are you here for?
Prince Ashitaka: To see with eyes unclouded by hate.
Mononoke Hime
Willow: See this acorn? I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone!
Madmartigan: Ooh, I'm really scared. Help! There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me!
Willow
Sorsha: What are you looking at?
Madmartigan: Your leg. I'd like to break it
Willow
Red:I hope...
Shawshank Redemption
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket...
Serenity
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here...
"Firefly"
Hipolito: We pass the time of day to forget how time passes.
Le Fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain
Mathilda: Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Léon: Always like this.
Léon (The Professional)
Mathilda: I don't wanna lose you, Leon."
Léon: You're not going to lose me. You've given me a taste for life. I wanna be happy. Sleep in a bed, have roots. And you'll never be alone again, Mathilda.
Léon (The Professional)
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
The Fifth Element
Tracy Lord: Oh, I'm such an unholy mess of a girl.
C. K. Dexter Haven: Well, now, that's not conversation.
The Philadelphia Story
David Huxley: When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run.
Bringing Up Baby
Just to name a few.
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Sensei
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Joined: Feb 28, 2002
Member#: 12
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Location: Bergen, Norway
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Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Here's a quote from the courtroom in John Ford's "Young Mr Lincoln" starring Hendy Fonda:
Lincoln: You say your name is J. Palmer Cass?
Cass: Yea.
Lincoln: What's the J stand for?
Cass: John.
Lincoln: Anybody ever called you a Jack?
Cass: Um, yes...
Lincoln: Why J. Palmer Cass? Why not John P. Cass?
Cass: Um, I dont know...
Lincoln: Anything the matter with John P?
Cass: No, but...
Lincoln: Has J. Palmer Cass anything to conceal?
Cass: No!
Lincoln: Then what do you part your name in the middle for?
Cass: I got the right to call myself anything I please as long as it's my own name
Lincoln: Well if it's all the same to you I'll just call you Jack Cass.
*Court breaks out in laughter, judge bangs hammer and restores order, trial moves on*
*20 seconds later the judge starts laughing and says:*
Judge: Jackass! I just got it!
*Court breaks out in laughter again*
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the_lake_effect
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Nov 21, 2005
Member#: 12520
Posts: 485
Location: Kidnapped by Un-Americans
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Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:46 am Post subject: |
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"What, did you all take stupid pills this morning?" - Mr. Potato Head from Toy Story
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its judgements." - Zephram Cochrane from Star Trek: First Contact
"Kids, don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they'll give them to you for free." - Billy Mack from Love Actually
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When all else fails, consider time travel.
Stories are for children, skyscrapers, and anyone wishing to reach for the stars.
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Furyen
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Aug 23, 2002
Member#: 196
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Just watched both Ghostbuster movies, couldn't help myself, but to list some good ones here. And there are some others. I've had alot of time on my hands....I cant sleep...
Louis: *running from a huge demon dog* "I'm going to bring this up with the Tenant's Association. You're not supposed to have pets in the building."- Ghostbusters
"His last words were: Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back."- Ghostbusters 2
Ray: "Shh. Listen. Do you smell that?"- Ghostbusters
Peter: "Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?"
Egon: "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me" -Ghostbusters
Ray: "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here"
Peck: "They caused an explosion!"
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter: "Yes it's true...This man has no dick."- Ghostbusters
Peter: "As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. You guys have been running your ass off, meetin' and greetin' every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. What have you seen?"
Ray: "Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration."
Peter: "Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half." -Ghostbusters
Peter: "I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you Egon" *gives egon a candy bar*
"You....You've earned it." -Ghostbusters
Vigo: "On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!" -Ghostbusters 2
Dana: "Okay, but after dinner, don't you put any of those old cheap moves on me. It's different now."
Peter: "Oh, no! I have all new cheap moves" -Ghostbusters 2
Ray: "You think this river of slime has anything to do with this Vigo character?"
Egon: "Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?" -Ghostbusters 2
*In a weird voice* Peter: "Uh, perhaps you can help me? I'm looking for a love-potion aerosol, that I can spray on a certain Penthouse Pet, to obtain her total submission." -Ghostbusters 2
Others-
H.G.Wells: "My name is H.G. Wells. I came here in a time machine of my own construction. I am pursuing Jack the Ripper, who escaped into the future in my machine." -Time After Time
Vincent Hanna: "
I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullsh*t house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my f*ucking television set!" -Heat
Chris Shiherlis: *speaking of his wife before agreeing on a score* "For me the sun rises and sets with her." -Heat
GO TEAM VENTURE!!!!
The Monarch: *In the lair of Dr. Venture* "Here I am in the heart of the lion's den and I don't even care...I don't even feel like taking a whizz on this! I used to DREAM about taking a whizz on this!"
*Hank and Dean in unison* "Go Team Venture!"
Dr. Orpheus: "Yes, Go Team Venture!"
Dr. Venture: "Oh for God's sake, don't encourage them" -The Venture Bros.
The Monarch: *in a prison, participating in a program for kids called "Scared Straight." "What's your name?"
Dean: "Dean Ventu...."
The Monarch: "Your name is B*tch! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame... King Gorilla! You got a cigarette?"
*exchanges Dean for a ciggarette from another arch nemises*
The Monarch: " There. I just sold you for a cigarette... and I don't smoke!" *realising that is Dean Venture...* "Holy sh*t! You're Dean f*cking Venture! King, I gotta buy my b*tch back. Here's your cigarette."
King Gorilla: "F*ck you, gimme a dollar." -The Venture Bros.
Dr. Venture: "Crap, who am I kidding, my looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night." -The Venture Bros.
*in the Hive of The Monarch, some Henchmen are conversing*
Henchman1: "Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs."
Henchman2: "Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!"
Henchman1: "Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs!"
Henchman2: "Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a f*cking beard! They're mammals!" -The Venture Bros.
I love this one...
Pete: "This next one's a dedication to Leslie Cohen, from her little buddy, Mike Sorayama. And he writes, "Leslie, I masturbate furiously to your picture every night. Please notice me. Love, Mike."" -The Venture Bros.
The Monarch: "But see, that's what I'm talking about. Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us, and he'll go sickhouse on our asses. I like my ass, gentlemen." -The Venture Bros.
Dean: "Good thinking, bro'a'mine. And I thought I was supposed to be the smart one..."
Hank: "Ma Venture didn't raise no fools."
Dean: "W-We don't have a mom, Hank... " -The Venture Bros.
The Monarch: "You think you're hot sh*t in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!" -The Venture Bros.
Dr. Orpheus: "Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch." -The Venture Bros.
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