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 genericdragon
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Location: Over Hill and Under Wood
   
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Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:30 pm Post subject: |
 
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Both of these are from Speed Zone. Randolph van Sloan is Tom Smothers and Nelson van Sloan is Dick Smothers (a.k.a. The Smothers Brothers)
Randolph van Sloan: Uh, what do you think you're doing? What, are you crazy?
Nelson van Sloan: Relax. I've got a brilliant idea.
Randolph van Sloan: Yeah, well, so far I don't like it.
Nelson van Sloan: So far, you haven't even heard it.
Randolph van Sloan: Alright, what is it?
Nelson van Sloan: I'll tell you once we get to the airport.
Randolph van Sloan: Airport? What airport?
Nelson van Sloan: The Dulles Airport.
Randolph van Sloan: Are we going to Fresno?
Nelson van Sloan: Fresno? Who said anything about Fresno? Did I say anything about Fresno?
Randolph van Sloan: Well, you said the dullest airport and the dullest airport I know of is in Fresno.
Nelson van Sloan: I didn't say dullEST! I said Dulles! Dulles! Read my lips!
Randolph van Sloan: I wonder if they're gonna feed us on this flight.
Frenchman: I... do not speak English... too good.
Randolph van Sloan: Francois?
Frenchman: Oui, oui. Francais.
Randolph van Sloan: Je ne parla... uh, je ne par... je ne parl... no speaka French.
Frenchman: You would like my pen!s?
Randolph van Sloan: Hmmm?
Frenchman: You would like my pen!s?
Randolph van Sloan: Uh, I'm on my way to L.A. to meet with my wife and two kids... uh, three kids. We're gonna have a nice little family reunion.
Frenchman: You would like my pen!s?
Randolph van Sloan: Look, I don't have a problem with it. It's just not my thing, alright?
Frenchman: [holding a bag of peanuts] You wouldn't like?
Randolph van Sloan: Peanuts! Peanuts! Oh, thank you. Sorry, I thought you were talking about something else.
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 the_lake_effect
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Joined: Nov 21, 2005
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Location: Kidnapped by Un-Americans
 
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Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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Plenty to choose from "The Rock," but this one stands out.
John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"!? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.
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Dufresne
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Joined: Mar 04, 2004
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Location: Carlsbad, CA
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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A lot of good ones are already taken, like the Shawshank ones, but here goes:
"Strength and honor."
"What we do in life echoes in eternity." -Maximus, Gladiator
"Is Rome worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Rome. Honor him." -Lucilla, Gladiator
"You're gona need a bigger boat!" -Chief Brody, Jaws
"That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you."
"... there are places in this world that aren't made out of stone, and that there's something inside that they can't get to ,and that they can't touch." -Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption
There are several more, but that is probably good for now.
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Dufresne
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Location: Carlsbad, CA
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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How could I have left this out?
"Get busy living, or get busy dying." -Andy Dufresne |
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Hurr78
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Joined: Feb 12, 2004
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Posts: 739
Location: Toronto
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Plenty to choose from "The Rock," but this one stands out.
John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"!? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah. |
lmao... yeah, that's one of my favourites, too. I point people to this quote when they get too whiney.  |
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 bpewien
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Location: Vienna, Austria
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LAND OF THE DEAD (2005)
-) Kaufman: Zombies, man. They creep me out.
-) Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.
-) Kaufman: We do not negotiate with terrorists!
-) Pillsbury: [Motown is hot-wiring a car] Yellow to red!
Motown: What the f*ck does a Samoan know about hot-wiring a f*ck*ng car?
Pillsbury: 50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year.
Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.
-) Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
Slack: I can take care of myself, ok?
Riley: Fine. Charlie, make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.
-) Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some flowers in the graveyard.
Charlie: Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...
Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven.
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SILENT MOVIE (1976)
Marcel Marceau: [the only line heard in the whole film] Non!
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TOTAL RECALL
-) [Quaid enters a Johnnycab to escape from killers]
Johnnycab: Please state the street and number.
Douglas Quaid: [absently] Sh*t, sh*t!
Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?[Douglas Quaid rips Johnnycab from the floor, and throws him in the back]
-) [the taxicab pulls up]
Johnnycab: The fare is 18 credits please.[Quaid gets out]
Douglas Quaid: Sue me, d*ckhead.[cab tries to run him down, crashes, and explodes]
-) Lori: Doug. Honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweet heart? Sweet heart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!
[Lori goes for her gun, Quaid shoots her]
Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce.
-) Kuato: What do you want, Mr. Quaid?
Douglas Quaid: The same as you, to remember.
Kuato: But why?
Douglas Quaid: To be myself again.
Kuato: You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.
-) Douglas Quaid: See you at the party Richter! |
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Flitwick15
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Joined: Jul 29, 2004
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Location: Florida
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Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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V: This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
this ones pretty good too
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what. And what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I am not questioning your powers of observation. I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
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Nate
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Location: Here and NOT There
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Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Well I have TONS of favorite movie quotes, but for right now I will post some movie quotes from one of my favorite action flicks, Equilibrium....
DuPont: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.
John Preston: [Polygraph machine scribbling rapidly] No.
[Polygraph suddenly registers Preston completely in control]
Technician: Oh... Sh*t.
John Preston: Not without incident.
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DuPont: The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Father: Prozium - The great nepenthe. Opiate of our masses. Glue of our great society. Salve and salvation, it has delivered us from pathos, from sorrow, the deepest chasms of melancholy and hate. With it, we anesthetize grief, annihilate jealousy, obliterate rage. Those sister impulses towards joy, love, and elation are anesthetized in stride, we accept as fair sacrifice. For we embrace Prozium in its unifying fullness and all that it has done to make us great.
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I am sure there are some more quotes from this awesome movie, but I just chose a few from IMDB. If you have not seen this film and you enjoyed a movie like the Matrix and love action then I HIGHLY Recommend seeing Equilibrium. |
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Hurr78
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Joined: Feb 12, 2004
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Location: Toronto
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Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Good Total Recall quotes, bpewien. But don't forget:
Quaid: (While grappling with an old lady for a suitcase) It's MINE. I NEEEED it. (Quaid manages to get it away from her)
Old Lady: F#*k you, a#%hole!
Quaid: (gives a little bow as he runs off) |
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bpewien
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Joined: Feb 01, 2006
Member#: 13275
Posts: 1334
Location: Vienna, Austria
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Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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Hurr78, I was just playing on that particular quote... by the way one of my most beloved ones. 
Equilibrium was great too.  |
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 thuringwethil
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Joined: Jul 30, 2004
Member#: 7505
Posts: 1871
Location: Deep in the heart of Texas, formerly from the Heart of Dixie
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Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:46 am Post subject: |
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Not sure if this one has been done (if not can't believe han missed it)
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
Crimson Tide:
Capt. Frank Ramsey:
God help you, if you're wrong.
Lt. Cmdr. Hunter:
If I'm wrong, then we're at war. God help us all.
Bed of Roses:
This is the part where you are supposed to say, wait don't go.
Bull Durham:
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core p0rn0graphy, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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JJ2005
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Joined: Apr 09, 2005
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Location: Wisconsin
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:16 am Post subject: |
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Jurassic Park and Independence Day
"Must go faster." |
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Nate
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Location: Here and NOT There
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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Some awesome Braveheart quotes that I love:
 William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives.
William Wallace: We all end up dead, the question is how and why.
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And thought of a great quote I like from Peter Pan:
Peter: Oh, the cleverness of me! |
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sonatine
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Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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Sensei - Great quote, great film.
"Well....isn't that just like a wop, brings a knife to a gun fight" - Untouchables
"I like these calm little moments before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven" - Leon
"D'you know I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like. Still the same - p*ss holes in the snow" - Get Carter
"Back to you, f*ckers" - Bruce Almighty
"Ever seen what one of those things can do? Suck all the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro" - Spies Like Us
"I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork...how have you been" - Grosse Point Blank
"The thing about a Shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes" - Jaws
"I fart in your general direction" - Holy Grail
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crystalstare
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Joined: Jul 15, 2005
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Location: Kitchener, Canada
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Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:28 am Post subject: |
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Not sure if this has been said:
From Broken Arrow "I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear weapon or that it happens so often ther's actually a term for it."
and from Spaceballs "So Lone Star, now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb"
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"What's the matter with this thing? What's all this churning and bubbling? You call this a radar screen?" "No Sir, we call this Mr. Coffee"
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