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 Cinder 
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:04 pm Post subject: new shirt |
 
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weaponlordzero
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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 I saw that somewhere!!
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Cinder
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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| I saw that somewhere!! |
Oh no.. you mean you really saw someone who had been laughing and that was the result??? OH this is a sad story!!! 
It just tickled me.
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weaponlordzero
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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| weaponlordzero wrote: |
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Oh no.. you mean you really saw someone who had been laughing and that was the result??? OH this is a sad story!!!
It just tickled me. |
This whole conversation could go in the joke thread too lol!!!!
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Cinder
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:21 am Post subject: When you come to hear JW |
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You might think of traveling north.
You will ask...what is there to see in Washington state?
here are some travel ideas for you.
I can really get you a couple of those.. But if you want to talk with BillG as we call him up here, you are on your own!
Same with Big Foot!!!
I can teach you to fly fish, made my own rod, and I can get you a nice geoduck without a permit!
We can do taste tests of coffee that is NOT Starbucks.
Oh ya know I can go on and on.. let me know what you need in travel tips!
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 alien_avatar
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:56 am Post subject: |
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I just had to look up what a 'geoduck' is!
Now I'm soooo informed! 
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 SiriusCreations
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:29 am Post subject: |
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I need to print this sheet, and see if I can find those other 71 pages. So I can use it in August 
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JadedTitan
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Location: Maryland
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i want to get lost UNDER seattle! i heard that it is a really neat tour thing they got....now when am i going to be in/near/around washington?! 
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Cinder
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Location: Washington state
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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I just had to look up what a 'geoduck' is!
Now I'm soooo informed! |
Here he is.
and how you get one
Oh they are good eating!
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Cinder
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:25 pm Post subject: bridges |
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We also have 3 bridges that float!
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Cinder
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:13 am Post subject: OH this is so my Grandmother |
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You have to be a Baby Boomer to get the whole jest of this one.
The Clothes Line
The clothes line....a dead give away. Do the kids today even know what a clothes line is? For all of us who are older, this will bring back the memories.
THE BASIC RULES
1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes. Walk the length of each line with a damp cloth around the line. Our "line" was made of #9 clothes line wire, of course.
2. You had to hang the clothes in a certain order and always hang whites with whites and hang them first.
3. You never hung a shirt by the shoulders, always by the tail. What would the neighbors think?
4. Wash day on Monday...........never hang clothes on the weekend or Sunday for heaven's sake!
5. Hang the sheets and towels on the outside lines so you could hide the 'unmentionables' in the middle.
6. It didn't matter if it was sub zero weather.....clothes would 'freeze dry.'
7. Always gather the clothes pins when taking down dry clothes. It was 'tacky' to leave pins on the line.
8. If you were efficient, you would line the clothes up so that each item did not need two clothes pins, but shared one of the clothes pins with the item next to it.
9. Clothes off of the line before dinner time, neatly folded in the clothes basket and ready to be ironed. No, no, no! Neat folding made no difference because all items had to be sprinkled before ironing and
"sprinkle day" was Tuesday. Wednesday was ironing day.
10. IRONED?????????? Well, that's a whole other subject.
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Cinder
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Location: Washington state
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:20 am Post subject: |
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A POEM (city-bred)
A clothes line was a news forecast
To neighbors passing by.
There were no secrets you could keep
When clothes were hung to dry.
It also was a friendly link
For neighbors always knew
If company had stopped on by
To spend a night or two.
For then you'd see the 'fancy sheets'
And towels upon the line;
You'd see the 'company table cloths'
With intricate design.
The line announced a baby's birth
To folks who lived inside
As brand new infant clothes were hung
So carefully with pride.
The ages of the children could
So readily be known
By watching how the sizes changed
You'd know how much they'd grown.
It also told when illness struck,
As extra sheets were hung;
Then nightclothes, and a bathrobe, too,
Haphazardly were strung.
It said, 'Gone on vacation now'
When lines hung limp and bare.
It told, 'We're back!' when full lines sagged
With not an inch to spare.
New folks in town were scorned upon
If wash was dingy gray,
As neighbors carefully raised their brows,
And looked the other way..
But clotheslines now are of the past
For dryers make work less.
Now what goes on inside a home
Is anybody's guess.
I really miss that way of life.
It was a friendly sign
When neighbors knew each other best
By what was hung upon the line!
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weaponlordzero
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Location: Louisville, KY USA
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:54 am Post subject: |
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I don't think I've ever had a clothesline. Of course, I was born in 1980 so my parents had a dryer.
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Cinder
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Location: Washington state
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject: a daily thought |
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Story People comes in daily. they are random thoughts that generally fit me somehow..here are two from this past week.
Old Ways
Except for the running naked through the forest, there's not a lot I miss.
Past Lives
Every weekend, she went to the city & looked through the bones of the dead for old clothes & bits of fashion jewelry. She always seemed a bit tattered, but I didn't say much about it. I was still young & hadn't settled on a past I was comfortable with yet either.
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Cinder
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Location: Washington state
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject: Arcino Hall used to say Hmmmmmm???? |
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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE WORDS AND ENJOY AMBIGUITY . . . . check these out:
1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE AN 'S' IN IT?
29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
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