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Terry is SO TALL....... when he walks to work every morning, his head often bumps into a ________ on the way there.
segellion: ...not like I could imagine what it's like to be tall.. But i'd bet Terry would bump his head into streetlights on the way there.
*applause*
That would be a unique problem, wouldn't it? mister_mouse, do you have streetlights on your card?
mister_mouse: Terry the giant used to bump into low bridges.
Mariners hate them too. Master Sirius?
SiriusCreations: I would say tree branch
You're not thinking tall enough. Dutchbat?
Dutchbat:KNEE
Knee? Not sure I understand. Unless you mean that he has really long legs with a normal sized body? Then that sort of makes sense.
No matches yet. Let's go live via satellite for Death Medic's answer.
Death_Medic:Light Post.
That's good enough for a match! Segellion is on the board!
Next up is our loyal Ghostkeeper.
Ghostkeeper:An airplane
*laugh* When Ghost thinks big....he sure thinks big.
Cinder: I said he hit his head on the Starbucks Coffee Sign every morning!
Those darn signs are everywhere! Get rid of them!
After Round One, segellion is ahead by one point. Round Two coming up next.
Gert: 0
segellion: 1 _________________ "You have been chosen to represent Earth in Mortal Kombat. Be warned. Although your souls are protected from Shao Kahn's evil: your lives are not. I cannot interfere any longer as your Earth is now ruled by the Outworld gods."
Gert
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Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:31 am Post subject:
Oh, my gosh, Dutch. You made me get a little teary at your last answer. Hahahaha! Does Terry work at the Ministry of Funny Walks?
segellion
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Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:14 am Post subject:
i've always wanted to say this with you here Johnny.
- Do Not Win More Than Two Hundred Dollars _________________ "You have been chosen to represent Earth in Mortal Kombat. Be warned. Although your souls are protected from Shao Kahn's evil: your lives are not. I cannot interfere any longer as your Earth is now ruled by the Outworld gods."
segellion
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But first, it's time for Gert's second round scenario. Here it goes.
It's "Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the SST Police Department. Sheriff Carl Drebin promised his young daughter Katie that she can be his honorary deputy for the day. They are both identically dressed and equally equipped. Except that Katie is not yet mature enough to carry a handgun. Not wanting her to feel left out and still providing her a way to somewhat defend herself, Carl allowed her to use a _________ gun instead.
Gert and panelists: Please PM your responses to me.
_________________ "You have been chosen to represent Earth in Mortal Kombat. Be warned. Although your souls are protected from Shao Kahn's evil: your lives are not. I cannot interfere any longer as your Earth is now ruled by the Outworld gods."
mister_mouse
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:12 pm Post subject:
PM sent! _________________ They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is...
SiriusCreations
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Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:15 am Post subject:
Me too _________________ That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you. (Andy Dufresne)
Sirius' Concerts NUTs & RATs
Me three.
How Johnny manages to come up with these scenarios, is a miracle. Brilliant. _________________ Music is not just made of sounds. It is also made of silence.
Still awaiting answers from Dutchbat and Cinder. _________________ "You have been chosen to represent Earth in Mortal Kombat. Be warned. Although your souls are protected from Shao Kahn's evil: your lives are not. I cannot interfere any longer as your Earth is now ruled by the Outworld gods."
Cinder
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Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:28 pm Post subject:
Sorry.. Cinder's is in now! _________________ A good sound track will let me relive the movie, I can cry over them as well. Hand me the tissues...please.
All answers are locked in. Let's see those guns! Heh heh.
Except that Katie is not yet mature enough to carry a handgun. Not wanting her to feel left out and still providing her a way to somewhat defend herself, Carl allowed her to use a _________ gun instead.
Gert:Squirt
Audience applause.
Sounds reasonable and safe. Unlike Charlie Sheen.
Let's walk over to the mouse's corner and see what we've got.
mister_mouse: Katie took a bubble gun. And some bubble gum too.
I guess if you aim it close enough, it could do some damage.
On now to our fearless administrator, SiriusCreations.
SiriusCreations:Water
Water is worth a match! Gert is on the scoreboard.
On now to everyone's favorite caped crusader, Dutchbat.
Dutchbat: A Stun gun, imagine the looks on daddy's face if he explains her how it works and then she immediately tries that out, as youngsters intend to do.
You only learn from experience, right?
Next up, the dark and mysterious Death Medic.
Death_Medic:Squirt
Two matches is worth two points for Gert, who has taken control of the game.
Who are we gonna call next? Ghostkeeper!
Ghostkeeper:Nail gun
*Audience laughter.*
Ouch, ouch, ouch. That doesn't sound much safer. Lesser of the two evils, I suppose.
At the end of the road now. Into Cinder's driveway we go. Bring it home, Cinder!
Cinder: I will go with squirt gun (with disappearing ink!!!!)
That match brings Gert's point total to three! Well done.
segellion has a chance to answer, coming up next! _________________ "You have been chosen to represent Earth in Mortal Kombat. Be warned. Although your souls are protected from Shao Kahn's evil: your lives are not. I cannot interfere any longer as your Earth is now ruled by the Outworld gods."
Have you seen the Parker Brothers' new Monopoly themed casino? It's unlike anything you've ever seen. Parking is free, dogs are welcome, the money is cashed out in all sorts of different colors, and the dealers use _________ cards for their games.
Segellion and panelists......please PM your answers to me.
_________________ "You have been chosen to represent Earth in Mortal Kombat. Be warned. Although your souls are protected from Shao Kahn's evil: your lives are not. I cannot interfere any longer as your Earth is now ruled by the Outworld gods."
segellion
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