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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 1:48 am   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


Cocmeister C
"With No Cocles"
(To Eminem's "Without Me")

SlowMy Says, “Belgian Beer, Not Waffles!”

One hot Ohio girl goes round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
One hot Ohio girl goes round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Cocles' back
Warn your friends
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

[Verse 1: Cocles]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Andrew no more
They want Cocles, no hack writer
Well if you want Cocles, then this is what I'll give ya
A heavy dose of me mixed in with a large ego
Like some punk to incite my bite quicker
than my talks on my soap-box when I’m up and hostile
in the morning when I won’t stop complaining
till I pause and you wonder what I’m contemplating
You’ve waited this long, so let’s be degrading
Cause I'm back, kickin' your bag and instigating
I know that you've got a job Ms. B. Queen
but your husband's web forum's just too tempting
So ol' Morgy won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
He tried to shut me down on SST
But it'd feel so empty, with no Cocles
So, bend down and dip, hands on your hips
Like that. Where are my whips? I’m without all my wits
So get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits. Get off me Morglum!

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Damn newbies, kids fillin’ the queue, now hold on
Embarrassed their elders all listen to Moulin
Like Leggy always misspellin’ his insults
Then he runs to the women on the chatboard and tells. SNITCH!!!
Poor Leggy, milkshakes ain’t scary
Could start a new trend as kids try to outdo me
So tremble, don’t you see, yeah that it’s a knack
And a fact that I got everyone leaving this place
And permanently, remember CVB?
For you can feel so damn much of my vibe that’s so funky
Well Aw yeah, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn stream and beam it in and then I'll ream yeh
Come on, lets all have fun ‘cause I’m a venter
The center of attention, here since last winter
It’s interesting, like Hart in the contest.
Forty-six percent of the vote, now that’s suspicious
Achtung, the nick’s cock-leez
Every time I lurk now someone mentions me
Talkin’ ‘bout the poll, who here’s sexy?
A new vote, who vote? You vote for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Who’s the culprit, you can all thank Jeric
For giving me this outlet to post my outlook
Esp and Expat, have you tied the knot yet?
Worse than that freaky little Clemwolf French chick
And Morgy? You should get stomped by SlowMy
The server you donated no longer works so blow me
You won’t ban me, the threat’s old, so oh no
Yeah I posted someone’s personal info
So let's go, just log on and summon
I'll be there to rip on all the cheapo’s now bummin’
I’ve been here, waitin’ on the request board
ever since Cal ran and hid from the “G” word
But lately now the chat just seems
everybody seems to be lurking
At least this means they’re all listening
To the Cocles show that’s so obscene
And though I'm not the first king of inflammatory
I am the worst thing since my pal SlowMy
to speak the truth so selfishly
and in the end I still got Pixie. Hey!
There's a concept that works
Twenty million Cocles wannabe's emerge
But no matter how many jerks on SST
It'd be so empty, with no Cocles

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Boom!


*EDIT* Since some of you have asked where the other "Cocles" song is, I dug it out and found it here:
Cocles by Banned for Typing
(be sure to scroll down a few posts...)

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:12 am   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


Do the words "Cock of the Walk" mean anything to you Cocles?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 5:22 am   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


Sorry but I still dont get the 'With no Cocles' part. It doesn't fit into 'Without me' Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 5:31 am   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


You're just trying divert attention from the "G" word part. Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 6:36 am   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


You are trying to divert our attention from your mistake in the lyrics Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 7:54 am   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


Cal, one would expect at least a bit of imagination with an avatar like yours...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 8:51 am   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


sweeet dude sweeet very very sweet. i can't believe u stayed up and wrote that all down. wait then again i can. cause hell what else have you got to do. but seriously that was good!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 12:27 pm   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


Cal, I know about the extra syllable, poetic license. Now let's get back to you and the "G" word.

Leggy, yep worked all night, and actually to AVOID all the stuff I have to do.

Oh, and Leggy-San... shift key... capital letters. They're in fasion now. Try em out, experiment. You might like em. Yes we're still talking about caps.
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Originally posted by Cocles:
Cal, I know about the extra syllable, poetic license. Now let's get back to you and the "G" word.

Suuuuuuure, you probably understood gravity too before the apple fell on Newton's head Smile

There is only one in this site that mentions that word all the time, and it is not even Morgie. I begin to think you are hiding behind that word,to hide your true feelings. You probably use Pixie as a cover or even worse: Pixie appears to be male Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 11:08 pm   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


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Originally posted by SlowMo:
Cal, one would expect at least a bit of imagination with an avatar like yours...

Working on a new one mate. It still needs a bit of photoshopping. But trust me when I am using me new one. You wish I still had my old one mwuahahahaha.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 11:29 pm   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


Well, being dutch he's certainly not going to BUY a new Avatar, is he?

Now Calibuns, the only reason I appear to be the only one around here bringing up the gay thing is simply because I'm the only one you keep hitting on. I know you were okay with it for awhile, and able to hold back... but then you got back from San Fransisco (yet another clue), saw my photo, and the whole thing's started up again. I'm flattered, Calibuns. I really am, but Pixie's got an unlimited exclusive contract, so my hands are tied.

And if Pixie looks male then she's one fine, hot lookin' feminine man. Awwwww yeah. Gimme another scoop of that!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 11:30 pm   Post subject: With No Cocles Reply with quote


While your at it, at least think of a signature too...
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