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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:49 am   Post subject: Axis of Just as Evil Reply with quote


> by John Cleese
>
> Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya,
> China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just
> as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid
> Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the
> Union address.
>
> Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as
> having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are
> just as evil.. . in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim
> Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil
> ...we're the best."
>
> Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
> although t! hey conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of
> Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar
> al-Assad. An axis can't have more than three countries", explained
> Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition.
> In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So,
> you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly
> cool."
>
> International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
> within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations
> rushed to gain triumvirate status in
> what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia
> announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing
> Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally
> Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of
> Not
! > So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable".
>
> With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling
> up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the
> "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked
> to Host the Olympics". Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of
> Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty
> Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain
> established the "Axis of
> Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat,
> really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First
> Minister Jack McConnell.
>
> While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps
> making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axises,
> although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose
> Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false!
> application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the
> charges.
>
> Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
> privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:21 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


Yep, this has been posted here before. Still funny. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 6:01 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


Hey guys go look at http://www.theonion.com

Two funny Bush articles Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:15 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


well i tried. lol
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