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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:31 am   Post subject: XXX Hot SST 4-Way Action! XXX Reply with quote


I know how it is. You're at work, you're procrastinating, you scan the Forums but there's nothing real Juicy...

Yeah you read that right boys and girls.. lock the doors, pull down the blinds and pull up your chair. I know how it is, you're at work. You're bored. YOu want somethin' juicy! Well you're about to get your wish, cause it's time for 007's "HOT FOURSOME" story!

That's right dear readers and readettes. 007 might only tell us of his exploits on the chat, but thanks to the modern miracle of science, I bring it to you here! So you better watch out.

SST's 007 is BACK! And this time, he brought friends! Cool

The "Foursome Story"
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brought you by 007
Narrated by Cocles & Pals
Sponsored by Outback Steakhouse

007: my gf told me that we were going out for dinner
007: with her friend from work who was a female
Cocles: Wait wait back up, how'd you get this gf?
007: i meet her at ourback
007: she works at outback and i go in alot
007: so she remembered me, so i asked for her number and she gave it to me
sarbear: go on...
Cocles: Cool okay go on.
Cocles: So she calls you up to let you know that you're going out with her and one of her friends from outback.
007: yes and her friend was bringing someone with
007: i thought it was a double date
007: when we got to dinner
007: i thought she was bringing a guy with
007: but it was a female friend from out of twon
007: town
007: should i say more?
007: boy every one got quite
sarbear: I already know the "story", so cocles should be the one to ask you to go on.
007: i kind of knew that sar
sarbear: well that is why is it quiet.. no one wants to interrupt..
sarbear: I mean it is not is it..
007: well i wont go on tell some say go on
Saffron: go on please
007: saffron to make storie short
007: there was me and three women
007: back at my GF home
Cocles: 007, I was on the phone.
ACocles: So you showed up for the date and it was your GF and two other girls she knows.
Cocles: What happened then?
Saffron: Dang 007! That's crazy.
Sintran: no i used to be 2/60
Cocles: 007, go on. I haven't heard this before, so I want the full version.
Filmzealot: Yes, go on with this masturbatory exercise in storytelling
007: at first i thought it was a double date
007: two guys and two girls out for dinner
Cocles: Go on..
007: but turned out to be her girl friend from out of town
007: so we had dinner for at lest 3 hours
007: then went else were to play pool
007: when we were at the pool hall, i had to go use the rest room
007: as i was gone they were talking
Cocles: And how do you know what they were talking about?
Cocles: Your GF tell you later?
007: i didnt,
007: they all told me that we are going back to my gf home to watch a movie
007: so cocles, we got back to the home
007: and i started the movie, i was sitting on the sofa
007: my gf next to me
Cocles: And where are the two other girls?
007: they were sitting in other chairs
007: my gf started to slide her hand up m shirt
007: and then the other two come over and started to
007: remove my shoes
007: and well you can imagine the rest
007: ok my storie is done
007: i think you guys can think the rest
Cocles: 007, I heard you referred to the night as, "Playing on a Jungle Gym."?
007: yes i did
Cocles: So what happened afterwords?
sarbear: Andres - are you still paying for shipping?
Filmzealot: Yes, what else happened after your orgy sponsored by Outback
007: after what?
Cocles: 007, what happened after the orgy?
sarbear: did the other two girls comment on how good you were?
sarbear: sorry,... I've been trying to stay out of this
007: hey hey hey, im not going into that detail
007: thats private
Cocles: Dude, we're asking what happened AFTER the orgy. Not DURING it.
007: Sar
Andres: it's PRIVATE!? *LOL*
007: it was morning time and i had to go to work
007: they were still there at the home wen i left
sarbear: and the next day he was very tired.
007: yep very sar
Andres: I think he needs to change his nickname
sarbear: very, very tired.. so tired that eveyone in the chat knew it.
Andres: To the name of the shagidelic agent guy.
Andres: Yeah Sar *L*
Andres: "I AM SOOOO TIRED"
Andres: "GOSH AM I TIRED, HOOO-BOY, YUP, TIRED"
sarbear: oh yes.. you should be austin powers
007: YEP I WAS
AustinPowers: yep
AustinPowers: shage me baby

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:32 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Now after reading that some of you may wonder, "How does 007 do that?" and "How can I get some of this 3 on 1 action!?"

Well, 007 told us...

...And you might be surprised. Cool

Cal: Hey C, what about a 007 fanclub ?
Cal: Maybe he can learn me how to get a gf
007: Hey sar look i got a fan club
007: all you guys out there
sarbear: *claps for 007*
007: its all about how you present your self
Cocles: Yeah 007 we all wish we were you.
007: how you dress how you smell
Cocles: Hell even Sarbear wishes she was you!
007: how you walk and talk
007: cocles you mean with me haha
sarbear: well, a female version.. yes.
sarbear: no not with.. just like.
Cocles: How do you do it 007?
007: looks and a BIG truck
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 2:31 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Okay all who believes 007's story say 'I'!
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007 dude, I'd LMAO if they would now all 3 be pregnant... but then again, probably at least 2 of 'em were transvestites
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 3:37 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


So would that mean it was really 007's girlfriend who was getting the 3 on 1 action?
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Yeah, they probably drugged him, I mean, he wasn't going to be of much use, right? You know what they say : big truck, small ****

No wonder he says what exactly happened is private, he doesn't remember.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:04 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


For some reason I get the impression that you both don't really believe the story :-)


Oh and btw, please stop talking about transvestites and multiple males having sex while I am eating.

Thank you :-)
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Sensitive about that subject Cal Wink
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SlowMo wrote:
Sensitive about that subject Cal ;-)
Yeah :-)
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:22 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


I think we're just turning him on and making him eat his dutch sausage too fast.
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Cocles wrote:
I think we're just turning him on and making him eat his dutch sausage too fast.

*throws his sandwich in the trashbin*

Thanks a lot, just lost my appetite.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 11:37 am   Post subject: funny Reply with quote


Rolling Eyes guess i need to keep up more on what happends in chat.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:03 pm   Post subject: Re: funny Reply with quote


Obi-son wrote:
guess i need to keep up more on what happends in chat.

'Past shouts' mate, 'past shouts' :-)
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Uhm how the hell do I start this???? Confused

Okay first things first. COCLES HAS OUTDONE HIMSELF. Laughing Not only did he purposly keep 007 talking so that he could cut and paste as much as possible. Twisted Evil But he along with "pals" have conviced 007 that we enjoyed and believed this crap. Now if I remember correctly(and I usually do Wink) 007 Is 30 somthing years old. I had asked him that once in the chat because he came across as some horny 16 year old. He was worse than what I ever was Shocked !!!

Anywho, I don't really buy it. But it was funny. And cal likes to eat sausage??? Rolling Eyes
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That's right boys and girls. We're back for more hot, wet 007 fun.

Lock the door, close the blinds and make sure the boss isn't looking dear readers and readettes, 'cause 007's returned for some steamy under-cover action!

"007, Under-Cover"
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brought to you by 007
Narrated by Cocles & Pals
Sponsored by Circuit City

AustinPowers: Hi all
drphlox: hi AP
AustinPowers: hi sar power
sarbear: sar power?
AustinPowers: arent you powerful
sarbear: in a way... sure.
sarbear: why would you call me sar power though?
sarbear: so you like that new name?
AustinPowers: new name?
AustinPowers: did i have another name
sarbear: Austin - you say you aren't 007?
AustinPowers: 007 who?
Reliable: Bond
sarbear: hmm, I'll wait to pass judgement. Ironically (if you aren't 007) the person 007 was just dubbed Austin Powers yesterday.
AustinPowers: oh really thats strang
sarbear: i;m not convinced.
Andres: the typing is right.
sarbear: Andres - lol, that is why is keeping up my suspicion.
AustinPowers: sarbear dont you leave soon
sarbear: in a few minutes 007
AustinPowers: sar you keep referring me to 007
sarbear: b/c you are him... how else did you know I leave soon?
AustinPowers: maybe i have been reading the last couple days
AustinPowers: you asume i am 007
sarbear: if you have been reading the last couple of days you would know who 007 is.
AustinPowers: yeah some guy
Cocles: Hey Austin, have you been in the forum? I was hoping to get some comments from you.
The Mozster: naughty, naughty 007
AustinPowers: why you think im 007
AustinPowers: theres a forum here?
sarbear: bye cocles, have fun
sarbear: *out*
AustinPowers: bye sarbear
Cocles: Hey Austin, just checked the IP's. For some strange reason you and 007 have the exact same one.
Cocles: 8 Apr 03:46pm 67.120.60.236 007 im thinking about putting a sticker on the back window of my truck
Cocles: 29 Apr 06:36pm 67.120.60.236 AustinPowers theres a forum here?
AustinPowers: really
AustinPowers: that is strang
AustinPowers: but you do have to admit
AustinPowers: i got you guys
Cocles: Oh no!!!
AustinPowers: ok ok you got me coles

You might think that's the end of it dear viewers and viewees, but it didn't stop there. That's right, even more hot 007 spy action follows!

AustinPowers: hi Moz hows it going
AustinPowers: i wanted to change my name
Cocles: 007, that's going in the forum.
AustinPowers: hey cocles i got a date toniht
AustinPowers: and it aint with my gf
AnotherBovine: nice you are the man
Cocles: So it's with your boyfriend?
AustinPowers: haha funny cocles
AustinPowers: i allready told you its not working out with my gf
Cocles: Right, cause she's too wild.
Cocles: Is this the one you hit on at Circuit City?
Cocles: The one who's probably more of a book reader because she's christian?
AustinPowers: yes
Cocles: What'd you do again? You walked up behind her and told her she smelled good?
Yvond: Hey 007, if you really cared about her w/ regard to her beliefs, you wouldn't be going out with her at all
AustinPowers: oh well
AustinPowers: hey cocles you liked my storie before
Cocles: Geez Yvond, you have your computer set up to DING whenever the word Christian is muttered?
Yvond: nope, just here at opportune times i guess
AustinPowers: cocles, ill let you into a secret
Cocles: Okay!
Cocles: If it's that I'm an ass, that's not a secret.
Cocles: 007, you gonna post this secret or not?
AustinPowers: lies
AustinPowers: cocles lies
Cocles: I lie?
AustinPowers: nope it was all lies
AustinPowers: cocles i am a spy
Cocles: NO!
Cocles: Gosh, I feel so stupid.
AustinPowers: it was alllll lies
Cocles: So you've... never really.... owned a truck!?
AustinPowers: every thing
AustinPowers: the GF the three some
AustinPowers: lies
Cocles: So that really wasn't a photo of your truck in that forum?
AustinPowers: nope
Cocles: Wow, I can't believe how good you got us all.
Cocles: I wish I could trick everyone into thinking I was a mac daddy.
Cocles: How did you do it?
AustinPowers: i am a spy, it is easy for me
AustinPowers: thats what i do,
Cocles: Do all spies have good looks and drive big trucks?|
AustinPowers: i can lie to anyone anytime
AustinPowers: look yes
AustinPowers: we drive what we need to do the job
Cocles: But I thought you said the truck was a lie?
AustinPowers: i do own a truck personaly yes
AustinPowers: Shhhh dont tell
Cocles: D'oh! You lied again and I bought it!
Filmzealot: I can't beleive how gullible you are, Mcfly
AustinPowers: i know cant wait to see sars reaction
AustinPowers: cocles one thing
AustinPowers: i have all ways had a GF
AustinPowers: remember the first one i talked about?
Cocles: The British one!?
Cocles: The one who went back to england to be with her dieing grandmother!?
AustinPowers: yes the english one
Cocles: She's actually Sarbear!?
AustinPowers: she is still my girl
Cocles: Oh my god!
AustinPowers: no cocles sar is sar
Cocles: So this whole time your hot british gf and you and have been laughing at us?
Filmzealot: Am I missing some key plot elements? This is like watching a Mexican soap opera
AustinPowers: she has been watching
AustinPowers: but she has never been on
Cocles: No, film, your assessment is pretty accurate.
Cocles: Austin I'm disappointed.
AustinPowers: why are you disappointed
Cocles: For a second there... when you said you were lieing.. well... I hoped... just a little... that you were going to say you're single.
AustinPowers: wow cocles
Cocles: Why are you so surprised?
Cocles: Some may say it was your looks, your smell, your propensity to not use capital letters... but in the end... it was... your BIG TIRES.

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