#86 (2) [X]
(Mortal Kombat Techno plays over radio)
stonehands: i challenge you all to MORTAL KOMBAT
Obi-son: *grabs co-worker and bangs his head on desk in tempo of music*
Obi-son: (posts link of picture of a wombat)
stonehands: poor guy, just checkin his email
Chucknorris: (posts link of picture of a jackalope-wombat)
Darth-Bobba: AHHH Jackalope!!
Darth-Bobba: LOOK OUT!! It's gonna charge!!
Darth-Bobba: *wets pants out of fear of the deadly jackalope*
Lieserl: bobba's soiled the chat!
Lieserl: *points to puddle on the chat floor*
Darth-Bobba: *wets Lieserl's pants*
tjoe: *slips on wet floor running into chat*
Lieserl: *rubs Bobba's nose in it to teach him not to do it again, like a puppy*
Lieserl: wets *my* pants??!!
Darth-Bobba: *turns and wets on TJ* you look left out
Darth-Bobba: *wets everywhere!!*
Darth-Bobba: *whamo water whip style*
Darth-Bobba: I had asperagoose!
Darth-Bobba: I forgot to wear my rubber pants today
Lieserl: *still giggling over "whamo water whip style"*
Darth-Bobba: thats right.... I have of em going all at once. medical oddity. 4 of them that is
genericdragon: bobba did you drink hormone infused milk?
Darth-Bobba: hey who wants an egg salad sandwich? I made it with my own 2 hands.
Chucknorris: before or after the wetting?
sunshinegirl: Darth - what else do you use?
Darth-Bobba: there's a little bit of me in every bite
Darth-Bobba: I even gave it my stamp of approval
vader_76: We need a hazmat team to the chat room pronto
vader_76: there's eggs and pee everywhere
#85 (6) [X]
phireangel: So what did I miss? *is too lazy to check the log*
stefan_nl: Phire - *points to log. Is too lazy to explain*
#84 (2) [X]
Darth-bobba was singing a song
Rhubarb_Runner: "In chat...no one can hear you sing."
#83 (4) [X]
Lieserl: Eek i'm up to my eyeballs in hippogrphs!
NATEdogg_23: that is a lot of hippogryphs then
supercarol: buckbeak? -confused look-
Lieserl: hippogryphs, sorry
Lieserl: NO NOT BUCKBEAK YOU GEEK -Laughs hysterically-
supercarol: hey, sorry, that's the first place my brain went! -sticks tongue out-
supercarol: not that you should be surprised, or anything
#81 (6) [X]
tjoe: *** Saw something funny or cool in chat? *** Copy it to the "Chatlog Quotes" page - http://www.streamingsoundtracks.com/modules.php?name=AdvancedChatlog&opr=browse
Rhubarb_Runner: *** Saw something annoying or spammy in chat? *** Get over it! It happens all the time
#80 (-1) [X]
To show how badly things can be taken out of context...
Beatfox and gschra11 were talking about playing the game Zelda.
gschra11: I've probably beat it 4 or 5 times. I love it!
NATEdogg_23: gschra you made my night
Diane26: Andres, of course. It's quite stunning. Really lovely
arlingirl: that was our private laughter
gschra11: How's that, Nate?
arlingirl: *points at nate* you explain*
gschra11: Where the heck is your mind, Nate?!?!?!?! -bigeek-
NATEdogg_23: sorry if you are just checking the chat back and forth things are out of context
#79 (6) [X]
BhelPuri: welcome to the midnight edition of weird news. Nate's pregnant, tj has a crush on niceguy and somewhere darth is pulling out his wife's gold fillings. Lets listen to Anything is Possible by Don Davis :D
#78 (2) [X]
Darth Bobba had just come back after talking with his wife
arlingirl: man wifes are such nags
FoxMcleod64: arlin, manwife another term for husband?
arlingirl: fox -laugh- nooo
FoxMcleod64: -laugh- oh, I guess I looked at that wrong
tjoe: Fox - I prefer to NOT be called a man-wife -bigrazz-
tjoe: Domestic Grunt and Pack Mule will do just fine
arlingirl: tjoe -laugh-
#77 (6) [X]
After PhireAngel asked who Jumbo is... Jumbo?
caray: Jumbo was named Dumbo as a child, but he didn't like the name so when he grew up to adult size he took the name of Jumbo and started working for Boing.
caray: but as many male elephants do he became a dangerous rogue, terrorizing the airlanes
caray: many sighting of him were hushed up by the different governments, filing them under UFO
caray: so as not to frighten the public
caray: It is said that he is responsible for the famous circles in fields all over the world. Some say that his relentless hunting of the sandman comes from an episode in his younger life
caray: what is true is that the sandman exchanged his cloud for a SW speeder, but as he cannot work as well as before because he is always avoiding the rogue elephant his work is not up to par.
caray: Resulting in more and more children refusing to sleep and driving their parents mad.
caray: And this, my little ones, is the true story of Jumbo! :)
#76 (6) [X]
PhireAngel: *shows the two big bowels with popcorn* popcorn , anyone!?
arlingirl: bowels of popcorn? Big eek ewwww PHIRE! -Laughing-
PhireAngel: *changes and puts all the popcorn in one big bucket instead* Yes
arlingirl: Bowels are like intestines, hee hee
PhireAngel: *give the empty bowels to arlin* Here, u do what u think u must do with those please!
arlingirl: I don't want the bowels! -Big eek- ewwwww