#235 (0) [X]
This is why you shouldn't let levi go near your grandparents. And probably N'awlins.
leviathan12: Shady Swamp Retirement Home has a very strict lights out policy.
leviathan12: Tomorrow is medicinal smoothie day. All their medications get blended into chalky, tasteless goo and mixed with ice cream. They love it.
Andres: Levi--and the random side effects of everyone getting a bit of everyone else's meds just adds to the fun?
leviathan12: The excitement will undoubtedly stop once they figure out they need to wash the blender between each one.
NovaKat: I imagine those smell bitter and nasty
Andres: 'figure out'? This must be a really premium old folks home
leviathan12: It's in the city where momentary divestitures of topmost clothing articles are rewarded with strings of worthless plastic beads.
#234 (1) [X]
A conversation about the currently playing Harry Potter marathon suddenly turns a different direction
kellybug: HP marathon? *click.. click.. click, click, click* Found it!
Gert: You caught a HO marathon, kelly? What challem is it on?
Andres: usually the adult channel I think?
#233 (0) [X]
Typing with Gert
Gert: hELLO BRUISER , i TRUST YOUR WEEKEND IS SPIFFY?
Gert: agh... /caps
Arya: CAPS LOCK TYPING DETECTED
Gert: And levi. I guess I'll getrr you too.
leviathan12: There's no need to yell! -dead-
bruiser: YES GERT SO FAR IT HAS BEEN GREAT!
Andres: Levi I am reminded of guys at shooting range w/ electronic earmuffs when they talk to guys with just regular ear protectors hee hee hee
Andres: elecontroic guys get pained look 'cuz you don't need to yell to them
leviathan12: WHAT WAS THAT, ANDRES?
RUkia: so much yelling -dead-
Krystal: whoa! I left for a few mintues and more peopel arrive
Krystal: So anyone here read Anne McCaffrey's books?
Gert: Haha, krystal has anhd an adequate aducatiom in bombs. I'd wager there area stull morea of them to be found.
leviathan12: Gert, when your type rate passes 50%, we're taking your keyboard.
Gert: AH HA! It's contageous!
Krystal: I've only read the Harper Trilogy (the one about mollony and Pimere (not spelled right I'm sure) and Desicion at Doona
Krystal: oh and the Smallest Dragonboy
Gert: I think I read some or all of the dragonsinger ones, and one with a girl and a dude who get gold dragons and then he lets her wash her air in his cave and then after that, they're basically together.
Gert: air = hair
Krystal: i figured it was hair lol
Gert: Oh, and I think I read ashort storwy of hers where people were colonizing osme planet and there was a water tower that made noise and one ldy was talking to the locals and they didn't like her voice so she made it sound like the water tower, but they also found some sort of periodic table... but it tooj a while for the scientss to figure that ou;.
Gert: *a short
Gert: I think that's it.
Krystal: didn't read that one...
Gert: Unless she didn't write tyhat. I'm pretty sure ait was a female author.
Andres: yeah I didn't read that pst either -big razz-
Gert: * that *it
Andres: Gert--well how many can there be?
Krystal: wow Gert...glad I don't have yuor finger/keyboard
RUkia: -laughing-she inherited that keyboard from jade
RUkia: *loves when gert comes on and chats*
leviathan12: Gert actually has squid tentacles where 3 of her fingers should be. The suckers make typing difficult.
Gert: -laughing- Ah, I'm surrounded by incurable smart-alecks, and I wouldn't change a thing.
Krystal: sorry Gert...it's a sad thing to have to deal with
Gert: Nah, krystal, I deal as good as I get.
Andres: I guess I need to think about dinner since it's bloody 8 pm
Andres: 82z;toiw w28934dls fjkwl
Gert: Inattention + slight dyslexia + getthatcommentupnowbeforeitbecomesirrelevant! = Gert's typing
#232 (2) [X]
Gert: Wow, I idon't remember this rack on Harry Potter.
leviathan12: Harry Potter has a rack now?
bruiser: Harry has a rack? Is it Playtex or Maidenform?
#231 (1) [X]
The People (leviathan12) v. Rukia - 01 Nov 11
20:13:20 > Rukia: *mike tries to pet the visitors* http://www.mikethetiger.com/media/user/Image/medium/1357768036471f6353663b8.jpg
20:15:17 > bruiser: -laughing-that's cute
20:15:59 > Rukia: he was a young boy then -big grin-
20:16:52 > Rukia: he's 460 lbs but he's still growing -shy-
20:17:23 > leviathan12: Me too
20:18:23 > Rukia: you're 460 levi -eek-
20:18:27 > Rukia: *lbs
20:18:36 > leviathan12: Nearly
20:21:50 > sportsfan800: -laughing-
20:21:56 > bruiser: you are not
20:22:43 > leviathan12: I ate a 280 lb burger today.
20:23:52 > Rukia: i had a burger with sauteed onions provolone, pickles, and a mound of bacon on it -cool-
20:24:16 > Rukia: I never knew what love felt like until i saw that burger
20:25:39 > sportsfan800: -laughing- ruk
20:26:28 > leviathan12: You mean except for when you married Lion King
20:27:10 > Rukia: *sweats* uh... of course!
20:27:27 > sportsfan800: she's cheating -eek-
20:27:53 > Rukia: you have no evidence -eek-
20:31:16 > leviathan12: I present to the jury the burger wrapper rukia is holding affectionately and periodically looking at forlornly
20:32:15 > Rukia: Objection!
20:32:44 > sportsfan800: hmmm
20:32:46 > Rukia: there was not a wrapper involved
20:33:02 > leviathan12: Did you eat that too?
20:33:22 > Rukia: -razz- no
20:33:41 > sportsfan800: -laughing- levi
20:34:15 > Rukia: the burger was a grilled piece of perfection put on a plate
20:34:59 > Rukia: The prosecuter's claims are baseless and furthermore he is a nunuhead -razz-
20:35:52 > sportsfan800: do we have any more witnesses to back up these claims? *looks around*
20:36:27 > Andres: -cool- nunuhead
20:37:34 > leviathan12: Objection! They are not baseless. The are based firmly on disjointed imagination and disjointed ideas.
20:38:27 > leviathan12: *incohesive ideas
20:41:23 > Rukia: -laughing-
20:45:55 > Rukia: The defense rests! it's cookie time...
20:46:40 > NovaKat: Cookie? -eek-
20:47:14 > leviathan12: The prosecution would like to cross examin... Does Lion King know about the aforementioned burger enjoyment?
20:47:20 > Rukia: hi nova *scritch*
20:47:29 > leviathan12: Was this burger enjoyed in a public or private setting?
20:47:44 > Rukia: uh... -eek-
20:48:01 > Rukia: it was in a public setting
20:48:31 > NovaKat: Hi Rukia *purrs, watches court proceedings, nibbles cookie* -big grin-
20:48:34 > leviathan12: Does Lion King know you are posting pictures of other large feline jungle predators?
20:49:17 > Rukia: Objection!
20:50:02 > rich808: Objection your objection!
20:50:10 > leviathan12: What exactly are you objecting?
20:50:20 > Rukia: There is no evidence of such activity
20:52:11 > Rukia: What say you judge?
20:52:34 > leviathan12: Prosecution presents chat log, 20:13:20. Does the name "Mike" mean anything to the defendant?
20:52:44 > Andres: Objection detained. Bailif, the objection will be remanded to a cell until further notice.
20:52:56 > rich808: hey bru
20:53:18 > Rukia: -big eek- [SPOILER]I forgot![/SPOILER] maybe -embarrassed-
20:54:24 > Rukia: what does this have to do with a burger prosecutor?
20:55:46 > leviathan12: There was a burger?
20:55:58 > Andres: -laughing-
20:56:14 > Rukia: -laughing-
20:59:36 > Rukia: -cool- SMB
#230 (0) [X]
leviathan12: You are driving through the desert and/or texas/midwest. You must follow the Coyote-Roadrunner amendment of 1867. "Any vehicles traveling in remote areas must pass beneath bridge or through tunnel of height not to exceed height of vehicle by more than one-half the hight of the occupant of the roof of the vehicle."
#229 (1) [X]
SIN55: I wonder how it feels to run around naked (minus the physical pain of things bouncing). It must be so liberating.
brainyguy9999: Sin: It is. You should come to our annual 5k Sun Run.
Jadedtitan: you live alone sin, try it out
Jadedtitan: im sure your cat wont mind...much
SIN55: I don't feel free in my own house, theres hardly space to run
SIN55: I mean like flat out sprint through a field
SIN55: that's it...
SIN55: WE'RE GOING STREAKING
#228 (1) [X]
Andres: LaughingLaughingLaughing There's a medical code for "Struck by turtle"
Jim_A: Laughing why would they even need that ?
NovaKat: Laughing must've happened often enough
Andres: well the weird thing apparently is there is NOT one for "slipped on a banana peel"! Laughing
Jim_A: how slow and dumb do you have to be to get 'struck by a turtle.'
Andres: I believe that depends very much on who threw it Laughing Laughing
#227 (0) [X]
noshoes039: Even walking around my apartment now where I shouldn't have to worry about lego, I still keep shoes on most all the time. (Despite my screen name.)
Rukia: nosh's name is a lie!!!!!!!!!
Segellion: That kind of makes you a hypocrit you know.. since your name is noshoes..
#226 (0) [X]
(Marmite was brought up. Some of us have not tried it. This is a reaction to us saying we'd try most any food once.)
mister_mouse: Not true! People all over the world detest it [Marmite]! it is not a question of where you're from!