#198 (0) [X]
Jim_A: This is John Cleese speaking. Jim would like you to know, for the record, that he is lodging a complaint that no one is cooperating with his Trek train.
Jim_A: Cleese here, again. Jim is now evidencing a strange twitch, as a direct result of no one cooperating with his Trek train.
Redjack_Ryan: Christopher Walken here. I just came BY. To pass along word from Redjack RYAN. That making. A TRAIN is much Easier.
Redjack_Ryan: When the QUEUE is near 1hr
Redjack_Ryan: Frankenstein never scared me
Redjack_Ryan: Marsupials do
Redjack_Ryan: 'cause they're fast!
Redjack_Ryan: *Christopher Walken leaves the room*
#197 (0) [X]
elmer856: JBARTA!!!!!! HAPPY B-DAY!!!
jbarta: Big eek
Johnny_Cage: *makes a wish*
jbarta: Daaaaawwwwww Thanx Elmer...Shy
NessySheep: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JB !!! Cheers!
jbarta: *opens nessy's gift* Awwwe... A nice wool Sweater! Ewe shouldn't have!
SIN55: I got you a label maker!
jbarta: *hands Sin "the bucket"*
jbarta: Sweet! now I can go labeling people!
SIN55: jbarta, I know actors love to be labeled, I'd start there!
jbarta: LaughingI need a typewriter for them... the love to be type-cast
Istagi: OOOO what lable do I get? "Mostly Harmless?"
jbarta: *prints up a special "Patient, Kind and understanding" Label for Istagi*
NessySheep: what's my lable ?
SIN55: *Made in heaven* Nessy
jbarta: *prints up "Air Dry Only" label for Nessy*
SIN55: *gets cocktail thrown in face*
NessySheep: Shy sin
NessySheep: Laughing jb Big razz
jbarta: *prints up "Pepe Le Pew" label for Sin*
BrewersGuy: Should I ask to find out what my label is?
Istagi: I OBJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmer856: Brew, you are "too cool for school"
Istagi: you can't lable me that!
NessySheep: brew - "mooooon-atic"
jbarta: *prints up "Warning, Objectionable Content label for Istagi*
Istagi: LOve the cowbell in this
BrewersGuy: Cool I knew it
Istagi: there we go jbarta, that fits me
Istagi: YOu can put it on my tail
SIN55: see I knew the label maker was a good idea!
jbarta: Laughingwill do
Istagi: Put it right under the, "do not hold in hand, place on hard level surface, light fuse and get away" warning sticker
NessySheep: *writes "wash with similar colours" label for istagi*
Istagi: can you add "towel dry" please
#196 (0) [X]
bruiser: nova levi has a story to tell you
NovaKat: Ooh! Story time! *leaps to storytime rug, looks this way and that for levi*
leviathan12: *takes seat by fireplace* Hi nova!
leviathan12: Ok, so, I was at work ( ) today, and I was out doing an interview...
NovaKat: *nod nods, listening*
Gert: ooh, new levi story *sits on couch arm*
leviathan12: And the house we went to, the guy had a kitten about a month old. It was peeking it's head around the door next to his foot looking at us all skeptical...
NovaKat: *gets wide-eyed*
leviathan12: After a minute it apparently decided that we were nice hoomans. So it mustered up it's courage, scampered out onto the porch a few feet in front of us, looked up, made a concentrating face, and went "MEEEEWWWWWWWW!"
leviathan12: Then it went back inside and continued looking at us from behind the guy's foot.
SweetMadness: Levi, oh my goodness, that is the most adorable thing ever.
NovaKat: *squees* awwwww!
leviathan12: We were both like .... *blink.. blink.. *
bruiser: love it!
bruiser: itty bitty guard kitty committee
Gert: aww, baby kitty
Andres: dat's cheenyus Boo
leviathan12: I was thinking, "Did... did we just get denied entrance by a kitty?"
Gert: *wants a baby kitty *
NovaKat: Exactly. It was probably trying to show you even though it was cute and friendly, it had a tough kitty side
Andres: well it wasn't hissing, so I'm not sure the meeyow should be read as a challenge?
bruiser: it say "Imma mess yoo up!"
Andres: by what, oofing on his shoe?
#195 (0) [X]
bruiser: oop, dryer, brb
NovaKat: I imagine bru's dryer as some sort of sentient machine that awakens on the weekends and begins roaming about her house bumper car style Big razz
kellybug: Laughing Eating piles of clothes and bluh'ing them out as it goes.
NovaKat: Laughing yes!
bruiser: Laughing the washer shimmies sometimes Nova
bruiser: if only it would....then i wouldn't ahve to do anything, just throw the clothes in a pile for it
Jim_A: a dryer that eats clothes, Iiiiii Like It !
Jim_A: course that doesn't work unless his brother is a washing machine
#194 (0) [X]
bruiser: Rukia levi and i were talking about you last weekend
Rukia: oh? were gators somehow involved in the conversation
bruiser: several times when we drove by marshes...but no, we shared bacon and thought of you
Rukia: aww it's great that when people eat pork they think of me
NovaKat: nothing quite gives fond memories of friends like bacon.
#193 (2) [X]
Sockenfussel: *sings along*
Sockenfussel: *gets quizzical look from hubby*
#192 (3) [X]
02 Aug 10 - 22:28:39 > Jadedtitan: hi andres!! *shakes andres hand with white out*
> Andres: *looks at hand*
> Andres: *uses white-out-ed hand to make Orcish Saruman hand-print on face. rrrrrrr
> leviathan12: *hands bru a jagged iron sword and a picture of a halfling*
> bruiser: "I serve....Sarruuumaaaahhhhnn."
> bruiser: "FIND THE HALFLING!!"
> Andres: Say, I just realized. The vuvuzela was invented by orcs, wasn't it?
> leviathan12: *gives andres map of Fangorn Forrest with big 'X' in the middle*
> Jadedtitan: *gives andres a helmet*
> bruiser: *runs all day in the sunlight*
> leviathan12: It's very similar to the horn at Helm's Deep, only except for calling for help, it summons legions of emotionally unstable soccer fans to do the vuvuzeler's bidding.
> Andres: *starts to run into Fangorn Forest but is stopped and deeply confused by a sign that says "Keep Out. -Dumbledore" *
> NessySheep: and you can carry it much more easy...
> leviathan12: Dumbledore would sooooo kick Saruman's pasty white @$$
> Jadedtitan: dumbledore is alive
> sportsfan800: *tornado enters Fangore forest*
> bruiser: yes, he would.
> bruiser: *Ents actually move as the tornado rips by*
> bruiser: *Hellboy kicks Wormtongue's butt*
> NessySheep: *shelob and aragog sit down for a chat*
> sportsfan800: my precious!
> bruiser: *tiny underdeveloped Voldemort and Gollum admire each other's jewelry*
> Jadedtitan: we dont need any more spider babies!
> NessySheep: *dobby finds a new buddy in gollum*
> bruiser: *Frodo and Sam play Quidditch*
> leviathan12: *Gandalf casually reminds Dumbledore that his wand is bigger*
> bruiser: *Dumbledore smiles coquettishly*
> bruiser: *Hagrid and Tom Bombadil play cards*
> Andres: *locks Voldemort and Sauron in a room together after telling both of them that the other said he was going to kick his asp*
> leviathan12: *Neville's plants eat Aragorn's herbs*
> bruiser: *Snape and Boromir have words*
> NessySheep: *smaug tells norbert stories*
> bruiser: *McGonagal and Galadriel exchange recipes*
> bruiser: *Harry is sick of eating lembas bread for elevenses*
> Andres: *Harry Potter asks Galadriel out*
> leviathan12: *Gimli and Flitwick exchange "No, I'm taller's"*
> bruiser: *Ron asks Arwen out*
> bruiser: *Elrond winks at Umbridge across a crowded room*
> leviathan12: *Arwen snort-laughs, lets out long string of elvish profanity followed by "No"*
> NessySheep: *seamus blows up the ring*
> bruiser: *Hermione runs off to live in sin with Faramir*
> sportsfan800: ron and arwen? rofl
> leviathan12: *Gandalf facepalms, tells Hermione that if she corrects him one more time, he is going to feed her to the Balrog*
> bruiser: *Balrog runs off to live in sin with Buckbeak*
> bruiser: *Fudge and Theoden come to fisticuffs*
> leviathan12: *Snape and Wormtongue exchange conditioners and hair gels*
> NessySheep: *eowyn and hermoine talk about how they kick out the guys*
> bruiser: *Bellatrix flirts with Aragorn*
> leviathan12: *Legolas prances around Hogwarts castle looking pretty, until he is stopped by Umbridge and told to stop prancing*
> bruiser: *Peregrin Took falls into the Black Lake*
> NessySheep: *legolas talks with cedric about all the crazy teeny girls*
> bruiser: "EDUCATIONAL DECREE No. 18 - No Prancing in the Corridors! by order of Dolores Umbridge, Hogwarts High Inquisitor"
> bruiser: *Gandalf says "Fool of a Took!" and fishes him out"
> Andres: *Legolas finds himself strangely drawn to Dumbledore and wonders why he keeps opening closet doors and winking knowingly at him*
> leviathan12: *Aragorn retreats and stabs wildly, mistaking Bellatrix for Mrs. Gollum... or a fairly attractive orc*
> bruiser: *Sam sees himself with Rosie Cotton in the Mirror of Erised*
> bruiser: *Wormtail serves Sauron breakfast in bed*
> leviathan12: *Luna Lovegood's thestral intimidates Shadowfax*
> bruiser: *the King of the Dead invites Dementors to dinner*
> leviathan12: *Aragorn steps into Room of Requirement, finds only endless hallway of showers*
> bruiser: *The back of Quirrel's head causes all the leaves to fall off the White Tree*
> bruiser: *Butterbur closes Prancing Pony; reopens under new name as Hogs' Head*
> bruiser: *serves a drink named after him*
> leviathan12: *Whomping Willow sees White Tree of Gondor, soft violin music plays, hearts float in air, Treebeard whacks Whompy for looking at his lady*
> bruiser: *Draco Malfoy woos Rosie Cotton away from Sam with baubles; Sam challenges him to a duel*
> bruiser: *Ringwraith starts dating Moaning Myrtle*
> leviathan12: *After approximately 9 minutes, Ringwraith gives Myrtle the "It's not you, it's me" speech, ha5 uls rear back to Mordor where it's safe*
> NessySheep: wanna post it in the chat log bru ?
> bruiser: some people aren't finished yet
> leviathan12: Ok, I'm done now.
#190 (1) [X]
bruiser: good plan ness. what's on the menu?
NessySheep: bread and water Eek *feels like in prison* Laughing
leviathan12: *hands nessy a folded orange jumpsuit, closes heavy metal door*
bruiser: next time you go out nessy, get some fruit
NessySheep: Laughing i have orange pyjamas levi
leviathan12: Eek So you ARE in prison...
Andres: thank goodness the orange pajamas weren't an answer to Boo's recommendation.
#189 (-1) [X]
NessySheep: did you people watch the first Xmen movie ?
NessySheep: they are fighting ON mrs libberty, on her head
bruiser: someone fighting in liberty's head?
bruiser: *calls a giant psychiatrist for miss liberty*
#188 (1) [X]
NessySheep: i'll have to get some stuff out of my case Sigh but i thought it would be too heavy and not too full
Catcalloway: *removes anvil & lead sinker collection from Nessy's suitcase*
Catcalloway: *removes ship's anchor*
Catcalloway: *removes 3 sheets of 1.5" steel plate from suitcase*
masked_platypus: cat - please let the iron platypus toy
Catcalloway: *removes kitchen sink & marble washstand*
Catcalloway: *put iron platy toy back in*
Catcalloway: Almost frogot this! *removes depleted uranium from suitcase*
SiriusCreations: Laughing hi Catcalloway
Catcalloway: silly girl, doesn't she know you can purchase concrete locally! *removes concrete & mixer from suitcase*
Catcalloway: Hi sirius
Catcalloway: There nessy, i've removed about 42 metric tons from your suitcase Smile
Catcalloway: oh no, don't thank me!
NessySheep: Laughing thanks
masked_platypus: Wow, cat can reply Nessy before she talks Big eek