#192 (3) [X]
02 Aug 10 - 22:28:39 > Jadedtitan: hi andres!! *shakes andres hand with white out*
> Andres: *looks at hand*
> Andres: *uses white-out-ed hand to make Orcish Saruman hand-print on face. rrrrrrr
> leviathan12: *hands bru a jagged iron sword and a picture of a halfling*
> bruiser: "I serve....Sarruuumaaaahhhhnn."
> bruiser: "FIND THE HALFLING!!"
> Andres: Say, I just realized. The vuvuzela was invented by orcs, wasn't it?
> leviathan12: *gives andres map of Fangorn Forrest with big 'X' in the middle*
> Jadedtitan: *gives andres a helmet*
> bruiser: *runs all day in the sunlight*
> leviathan12: It's very similar to the horn at Helm's Deep, only except for calling for help, it summons legions of emotionally unstable soccer fans to do the vuvuzeler's bidding.
> Andres: *starts to run into Fangorn Forest but is stopped and deeply confused by a sign that says "Keep Out. -Dumbledore" *
> NessySheep: and you can carry it much more easy...
> leviathan12: Dumbledore would sooooo kick Saruman's pasty white @$$
> Jadedtitan: dumbledore is alive
> sportsfan800: *tornado enters Fangore forest*
> bruiser: yes, he would.
> bruiser: *Ents actually move as the tornado rips by*
> bruiser: *Hellboy kicks Wormtongue's butt*
> NessySheep: *shelob and aragog sit down for a chat*
> sportsfan800: my precious!
> bruiser: *tiny underdeveloped Voldemort and Gollum admire each other's jewelry*
> Jadedtitan: we dont need any more spider babies!
> NessySheep: *dobby finds a new buddy in gollum*
> bruiser: *Frodo and Sam play Quidditch*
> leviathan12: *Gandalf casually reminds Dumbledore that his wand is bigger*
> bruiser: *Dumbledore smiles coquettishly*
> bruiser: *Hagrid and Tom Bombadil play cards*
> Andres: *locks Voldemort and Sauron in a room together after telling both of them that the other said he was going to kick his asp*
> leviathan12: *Neville's plants eat Aragorn's herbs*
> bruiser: *Snape and Boromir have words*
> NessySheep: *smaug tells norbert stories*
> bruiser: *McGonagal and Galadriel exchange recipes*
> bruiser: *Harry is sick of eating lembas bread for elevenses*
> Andres: *Harry Potter asks Galadriel out*
> leviathan12: *Gimli and Flitwick exchange "No, I'm taller's"*
> bruiser: *Ron asks Arwen out*
> bruiser: *Elrond winks at Umbridge across a crowded room*
> leviathan12: *Arwen snort-laughs, lets out long string of elvish profanity followed by "No"*
> NessySheep: *seamus blows up the ring*
> bruiser: *Hermione runs off to live in sin with Faramir*
> sportsfan800: ron and arwen? rofl
> leviathan12: *Gandalf facepalms, tells Hermione that if she corrects him one more time, he is going to feed her to the Balrog*
> bruiser: *Balrog runs off to live in sin with Buckbeak*
> bruiser: *Fudge and Theoden come to fisticuffs*
> leviathan12: *Snape and Wormtongue exchange conditioners and hair gels*
> NessySheep: *eowyn and hermoine talk about how they kick out the guys*
> bruiser: *Bellatrix flirts with Aragorn*
> leviathan12: *Legolas prances around Hogwarts castle looking pretty, until he is stopped by Umbridge and told to stop prancing*
> bruiser: *Peregrin Took falls into the Black Lake*
> NessySheep: *legolas talks with cedric about all the crazy teeny girls*
> bruiser: "EDUCATIONAL DECREE No. 18 - No Prancing in the Corridors! by order of Dolores Umbridge, Hogwarts High Inquisitor"
> bruiser: *Gandalf says "Fool of a Took!" and fishes him out"
> Andres: *Legolas finds himself strangely drawn to Dumbledore and wonders why he keeps opening closet doors and winking knowingly at him*
> leviathan12: *Aragorn retreats and stabs wildly, mistaking Bellatrix for Mrs. Gollum... or a fairly attractive orc*
> bruiser: *Sam sees himself with Rosie Cotton in the Mirror of Erised*
> bruiser: *Wormtail serves Sauron breakfast in bed*
> leviathan12: *Luna Lovegood's thestral intimidates Shadowfax*
> bruiser: *the King of the Dead invites Dementors to dinner*
> leviathan12: *Aragorn steps into Room of Requirement, finds only endless hallway of showers*
> bruiser: *The back of Quirrel's head causes all the leaves to fall off the White Tree*
> bruiser: *Butterbur closes Prancing Pony; reopens under new name as Hogs' Head*
> bruiser: *serves a drink named after him*
> leviathan12: *Whomping Willow sees White Tree of Gondor, soft violin music plays, hearts float in air, Treebeard whacks Whompy for looking at his lady*
> bruiser: *Draco Malfoy woos Rosie Cotton away from Sam with baubles; Sam challenges him to a duel*
> bruiser: *Ringwraith starts dating Moaning Myrtle*
> leviathan12: *After approximately 9 minutes, Ringwraith gives Myrtle the "It's not you, it's me" speech, ha5 uls rear back to Mordor where it's safe*
> NessySheep: wanna post it in the chat log bru ?
> bruiser: some people aren't finished yet
> leviathan12: Ok, I'm done now.
#190 (1) [X]
bruiser: good plan ness. what's on the menu?
NessySheep: bread and water Eek *feels like in prison* Laughing
leviathan12: *hands nessy a folded orange jumpsuit, closes heavy metal door*
bruiser: next time you go out nessy, get some fruit
NessySheep: Laughing i have orange pyjamas levi
leviathan12: Eek So you ARE in prison...
Andres: thank goodness the orange pajamas weren't an answer to Boo's recommendation.
#189 (-1) [X]
NessySheep: did you people watch the first Xmen movie ?
NessySheep: they are fighting ON mrs libberty, on her head
bruiser: someone fighting in liberty's head?
bruiser: *calls a giant psychiatrist for miss liberty*
#188 (1) [X]
NessySheep: i'll have to get some stuff out of my case Sigh but i thought it would be too heavy and not too full
Catcalloway: *removes anvil & lead sinker collection from Nessy's suitcase*
Catcalloway: *removes ship's anchor*
Catcalloway: *removes 3 sheets of 1.5" steel plate from suitcase*
masked_platypus: cat - please let the iron platypus toy
Catcalloway: *removes kitchen sink & marble washstand*
Catcalloway: *put iron platy toy back in*
Catcalloway: Almost frogot this! *removes depleted uranium from suitcase*
SiriusCreations: Laughing hi Catcalloway
Catcalloway: silly girl, doesn't she know you can purchase concrete locally! *removes concrete & mixer from suitcase*
Catcalloway: Hi sirius
Catcalloway: There nessy, i've removed about 42 metric tons from your suitcase Smile
Catcalloway: oh no, don't thank me!
NessySheep: Laughing thanks
masked_platypus: Wow, cat can reply Nessy before she talks Big eek
#187 (6) [X]
leviathan12: Optimus is here!
kellybug: He's the pretty red and blue one, right?
Jadedtitan: lol kelly
Jadedtitan: that he is
Jadedtitan: the big semi truck
Jadedtitan: goes toot toot
NovaKat: Yes, kelly :)
Ghostkeeper: I like the yellow one better.
leviathan12: -dead- In one swift motion, you have removed all of the burly awesomeness of Transformers. Both of you.
Jadedtitan: or is it vroom vroom? -Careless-
NovaKat: I thought the boats go toot toot -Eek-
leviathan12: Optimus Prime does NOT go toot toot.
#186 (1) [X]
Jadedtitan: hehe, z will have a crazy costume for halloween
leviathan12: Yay! Sessy costume! :O
Zgurl49: -laugh- I can just imagine the plane ride full of grim reepers :O
Ghostkeeper: -laugh- With a plane full of grim reapers, imagine how terrified the pilots would be.
leviathan12: "Captain... why is there no destination airport on our flight plan?" :O
#185 (0) [X]
PeteC: Hiya's!! HBD, Lmar!! I know it's true that everyone knows how much I hate you but we all know it's an act and I hope you have a great BD-Weekend!! Big grin
LMarrese: *takes screen shot of Pete's post*
PeteC: Hi, Maddy, Jade, WLZ and Ave and everyone else and Cage, I wish you well, too and please never tell anyone that I said anything nice to Lmar or any wimmenz! Please!!
jbarta: Pete is obviously suffering from Caffeine withdraw.
NessySheep: *aves for the chat log* Cool
AvenueD: Nessy Yes
PeteC: My life.... Now, I am ruined. Rolling eyes
PeteC: She'll just pull the football up on me. I know it.
Johnny_Cage: No problem, Pete. I'll just keep telling everyone you're a jerk, if that's what you want. Laughing
#184 (5) [X]
bruiser: *knocks on levi's head; ghost lets her in; starts gleefully redecorating*
Dragonel: *passes bru a string of christmas lights*
Rukia: *is in the Willow section of levi's mind*
Ghostkeeper: plenty of room in here, if we just shove those synapses aside...
NovaKat: Party in levi's head! *hangs out*
bruiser: awesome, dragon *bangs nails in walls, hangs lights* pretty!
leviathan12: Hey!! Everybody out! -eek-
#183 (2) [X]
Istagi: I like calls from the UK. The Brittish are so polite, they even know how to handle dissapointment.
Istagi: for some reason on the boat ride over here they lost their "ability to handle dissapointment"
Istagi: someplace in the middle of the North Atlantic is a huge pile of "ability to handle dissapointment"
Istagi: I think that the Titanic hit that and not an iceburg and sank.
#182 (1) [X]
While the chat is talking about food:
06 Feb 10 - 16:27:36 > bruiser: have to check the yums...brb
06 Feb 10 - 16:28:52 > NessySheep: Big eek shush ! i'm not allowed to heat at 10:30 PM
06 Feb 10 - 16:29:13 > NessySheep: *eat
06 Feb 10 - 16:29:29 > Rukia: not allowed to heat? Laughing Laughing
06 Feb 10 - 16:29:37 > Nate: how does one heat?