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#246 (-1) [X]
leviathan12: Well that's unfortunate that sports died.
Andres: Well that's unfortunate that sports is a zombie now.
#245 (0) [X]
ViolaLover: SIN is coming for the weekend tomorrow Cool
PeteC: Best get to confession, then, Viola.
PeteC: Uh, that was a Catholic joke.
PeteC: Rolling eyes
PeteC: You see, I was equating the SIN to the CONFESSION and...
PeteC: Rolling eyes
PeteC: Oh, never mind.
#244 (2) [X]
December 20, 2012
Gert tried a new tea Viola recommended in the past. What was to be a simple review turned into a memorable evening of Swypos.
Gert: Vi! I doing the coconut chai! It's but bag, but brood bad.
Jim_A: lol what lolllllllll what's a but bag ?
Gert: I found the vomit chai. It is not as good as I hoped, but not bad! I think I brewed it too long.
NovaKat: Oh Rukia, why'd you leave?
MojoPin: -laugh- x3
bruiser: -laugh- oh good Lord
ViolaLover: -laugh- x5
Gert: Night, rukia.
Jim_A: lol this just gets better
ViolaLover: What just happened?!?
MojoPin: vomit chai, NOT a great seller -laugh-
ViolaLover: -laugh- x3
Gert: -laugh- it does not taste like vomit
ViolaLover: I am dying!
NovaKat: We love you, Gert *fist bump* please don't go away
Jim_A: crazy, man
Gert: I was trying to swype fast enough to catch vi brogue so she rant to bed.
ViolaLover: Oh my, that will send me to bed laughing Gert. Thank you, I needed that!
Jim_A: lol I'm not gonna say
Gert: And I'm talking to gert dad and gert grandma.
Jim_A: oh tell them we said hello and we hope they have a nice Christmas
bruiser: the sad part is i understood that -laugh-
MojoPin: who knew auto-correct had such a sense of humor
ViolaLover: This is too much.
Gert: Oops *before she went to breed
MojoPin: -laugh- x3
ViolaLover: -laugh- x5
ViolaLover: Can. Not. Breathe.
Jim_A: -laugh- x19
MojoPin: *chokes on water* -laugh- x2
MojoPin: -laugh- x8
Jim_A: happy breeding Viola
Gert: Oh. Oh, dear. *bed
ViolaLover: -laugh--yes- x2
MojoPin: -laugh- x4
Jim_A: have a nice holiday, Gert
ViolaLover: *catches breath, starts laughing maniacally all over again*
NovaKat: You're awesome, Gert :D
Gert: Well, glad I could brighten the end of your day. Soweto will!
MojoPin: Gert is da bomb -yes-
Gert: Sleep well ¡
NovaKat: Is that a new catchphrase?
(exocet begins his departing ritual)
Jim_A: lol Soweto is an urban area of the city of Johannesburg in Gauteng, South Africa, bordering the city's mining belt in the south. Its name is an English syllabic abbreviation for South Western Townships.
ViolaLover: God, I'm laughing so hard I'm not even bothered by the spam...*rereads amazing log*
bruiser: Olety wow and Soweto will!
NovaKat: Thanks jimcyclopedia
Andres: -laugh- x2 Vi
MojoPin: doesn't have quite the same ring as Live Long & Prosper
Jim_A: *tips hat*
ViolaLover: bru -yes- That is the new SST battle cry.
#242 (0) [X]
Navel-gazing, with Andres and Rukia
Rukia: fire bad, tree pretty
Andres: "The moral virtues, then, are produced in us neither by nature nor against nature. Nature, indeed, prepares in us the ground for their reception, but their complete formation is the product of habit." -Aristotle
Rukia: I just said that Andres -razz-
Andres: -laugh- oh indeed Rukia
#241 (2) [X]
Andres: I have decided to take a week off from being bitter. Let's see how I do Wink
Andres: I got off to a slow start this morning but I am resolved!
Jadedtitan: Laughing way to be positive andres
kellybug: Yaay, Andres is going to be either tasty or positive.
Jadedtitan: Laughing kelly
NessySheep: Laughing kelly
#240 (4) [X]
Gert: Congrats, catnuts!
Gert: OH MY, I'm sorry. *cantus
#239 (0) [X]
Whatever post Jim tried to make quickly met its end, and the rest simply followed.
Jim_A: my joke died as 'she.'
Jim_A: guess it wasn't meant to be.
leviathan12: The rhyming has to stop! -dead-
NovaKat: and the horse runs by, clippity clop!
leviathan12: I do not like green eggs and ham!
NovaKat: the meteor insurance wasn't a sham!
sportsfan800: *releases the alpacas*
NovaKat: The alpacas were loose and began to run free, some were blue and some were green
leviathan12: stop rhyming or I will poke your spleen!
NovaKat: Oh please, oh please, poke not my spleen! I'm compelled to rhyme. I have come clean. I will not, shall not rhyme again. So long as you will stay my friend :D
#238 (1) [X]
leviathan12: I've seen this place go from deep philosophical insight and complex music theory to butt jokes in less than a minute.
#237 (0) [X]
Gert: You are all lucky I don't have my CUP, now. We would be hearing special music.
#236 (2) [X]
January 06, 2011
The Legend of Zelda: The Adventures of Kat and Kelly
NovaKat: I can has Triforce
leviathan12: No you cannot has Triforce! You, AS LINK, must earn Triforce!
NovaKat: Fine! *pouts a little, goes on quest with small shield and sword, brings kelly along*
sportsfan800: *waves bye to Nova & Kelly on their quest*
kellybug: *glows, flies around like Navi*
kellybug: Hey! Listen!
NovaKat: -laughing- kelly
leviathan12: Gah! -dead- Whoever programmed the game so swords and arrows wouldn't hurt Navi should be shot! With arrows!
leviathan12: Hush, navi! I can figure it out on my own! Leave me alone! Rarrrgh!
NovaKat: Let me know when you spot a Triforce, kelly. They're Dorito shaped and come in the flavors of nacho cheese, cool ranch, and the fabled zesty taco
kellybug: *flies over to wooden sign in middle of field* It says "Triforce --> "
NovaKat: *stares at sign* Convenient. It's not like there's a dungeon or boss fight to get past or anything *ventures along*
kellybug: Why is this road leading to a dungeony cave type place?
NovaKat: because the developers can't be bothered with details like that. -eek- An unhappy face or skull would've sufficed
NovaKat: *emerges victorious with a Triforce* Next time I'm finding more hearts first -dead-
kellybug: Oh, you already went in. *dusts off kitty, gives a red potion*
Gert: Ooh, I like your train idea, sports. Let's keep with the Nova and Kelly Save Hyrule theme!
NovaKat: *drinks potion, hearts refill* Thanks, kelly :)
NovaKat: *ventures to next location somewhere in the mountains*
kellybug: We have to save Hyrule too?
kellybug: *whistles for Epona*
NovaKat: *looks at quest sheet* Yeah. That's not on the list :P
Gert: I guess not, Kelly. What location do you guys think you could handle?
Gert: I think you guys can take Hyrule. So your first move is to get on a horse?
kellybug: It seemed like a good first move.
leviathan12: Epona isn't JUST a horse.
NovaKat: Lowers travel time, and it's fun. Though we still can't beat the fastest runner guy
leviathan12: Do you know how big Hyrule is? Link would never make it without epona.
Gert: Cool, cool. I just need fuel for this train.
NovaKat: *wakes up the sages with the Master Pokey Stick*
leviathan12: Careful with that thing! It can poke through time.
NovaKat: Really? :O *pokes cooked Hot Pocket back and forth through time* Cold...hot...cold...hot
Jim_A: the Zeldaology is entrancing
Jim_A: like a lava lamp
Gert: Alright, intrepid adventurers! What are you doing, now?
NovaKat: Woke up the sages in the temples, chased the chickens, I guess now it's time for storming the tower
NovaKat: What do you think, kelly?
kellybug: I think the tower comes later. It has a big number 5 over the door. :|
NovaKat: Oh yeah. More hearts!
kellybug: How about *looks at map* the Land of Seconddungeonandmorehearts?
NovaKat: hmm *hops on Epona* Looks promising and convenient. It's not like we'll be sent on a long quest or anything on the way *ventures forth*
kellybug: So we probably shouldn't talk to the man on the side of the road who looks like he's looking for something?
Gert: Maybe he wants to sell you a life-restoring pie?
Jim_A: ask him if he has any M&M Cookies !
NovaKat: *looks up at kelly after talking to the searching man* You're right...we shouldn't have :| He needs ingredients for life-restoring pie...
Gert: -laughing-! New side-quest!
kellybug: :| Did he happen to say where we could find them?
NovaKat: *mumbles slightly, points to the 4 distant corners of the map* Here, here, here and somewhere underground here -dead-
kellybug: Oh... Are you sure that isn't the ugly bad guy in disguise using us to gather evil things that he can't? :|
Redjack: I have to go to bed, but dang I want to stay and see how the story turns out!
NovaKat: *looks back at pie guy rubbing his hands together in a sinister manner, glancing about furtively* I don't think so, kelly -eek-
leviathan12: *prances by in Tingle tights* I found this in a forest due north of here. You can have it. *hands to Nova, prances off*
kellybug: -confused- Eww :| Thank you, Levi.
NovaKat: -eek- Thank you kind weirdo! *examines* Convenient. It'll teleport all the pie ingredients to us which we can then give to Obviously-Not-Evil-Pie-Guy
maddog: -laughing- nova
Jim_A: I'm worried about what he intends to do with that pie.
Gert: Doesn't matter, Jim. You can't get any further in the main storyline without finishing this dude's quest.
kellybug: *flies around Nova's head* Hey! Listen! Don't give it to him until you make him give you a heart as part of the deal.
NovaKat: Wise kelly is right! *makes Evil Pie Guy give him a heart first, EPG makes the pie and, as name suggests, doesn't share it, the two go along hungry and annoyed* :|
NovaKat: *gives kelly some Lon Lon milk to make up for it as they travel*
kellybug: Thank you. *picks deku nuts*
NovaKat: *They approach Land of Seconddungeonandmorehearts, emerges victorious with more Triforce and hearts* -dead-
kellybug: Oh good! *puts an X on map over Land of Seconddungeonandmorehearts*
Jim_A: I bet you that pie is filled with M&M Cookies
maddog: Were stolen by a chicken -laughing-
Jim_A: -eek- My cookies were stolen by a chicken !?
maddog: -laughing- I was referring to the queue Jim
Jim_A: oh *releases world chicken population from captivity*
NovaKat: Okay, now we can storm the tower, me thinks
kellybug: I agree. *draws picture of tower, shows to Epona*
noshoes039: -laughing- I like Friday night story time.
NovaKat: *Epona nods and gains a determined look in her eye. The three of them speed off toward the Dark Tower of Infinite Doom, dodging chickens on the way for bonus style points*
sportsfan800: *Zelda theme plays as the quest continues*
kellybug: *looks around* Where is the music coming from? :|
NovaKat: *looks up, sees Tinglevi hovering in his red hot air balloon, holding a boom box, points up* There! -eek-
leviathan12: :D I help where I can. *floats away*
kellybug: *flies up to massive black gate surrounding Dark Tower of Infinite Doom, rings bell*
NovaKat: *Disgruntled Boss Dude answers the door, complains about all the trouble kelly and Nova been causing across the land, harshing his evil groove he had going. Challenges us to epic game of Rock Paper Scissors*
NovaKat: -laughing- Good name
kellybug: *flies around, notices tower, wall, furniture, decorations, rocking chair, plates, glasses, and even Grumpydorf's shoes are made of stone.*
kellybug: *flies back to Nova, whispers in ear* I bet he picks rock.
NovaKat: *nods sagely to kelly, rubs chin* Very well, Grumpydorf. I accept your challenge! *throws down Paper, but wait! Grumpydorf chooses Scissors! Nova goes down -dead- Grumpydorf cackles triumphantly, but who should appear just then...? Not-So-Evil-Pie Guy!*
kellybug: Aww :(
NovaKat: *Not-So-Evil-Pie-Guy feeds him a slice, and guess what? Nova's life is restored -eek- * Very clever, Grumpydorf! Throwing us off with Rock. *Pokes him with the Master Pokey Stick and Grumpydorf is slain!*
kellybug: *picks a large, pointy key out of NSEPG's pocket*
NovaKat: Ooh! What's that you found? :O
kellybug: It's a key, I think. It's very pointy. We should probably look for a pointy door.
NovaKat: *spots just the right kind of door in the back of the rock-themed room, uses the key. Within the unlocked room the final Triforce is found just as they had set out to do all along!* Yay! :D
NovaKat: *Darkness banished, the two ride off to the horizon upon Epona with the Triforce, more hearts and yummy pie. Chickens and villagers rejoice*
kellybug: So, did we save Hyrule? And is Princess Zelda involved, or is she okay?
kellybug: Oh, I guess we're done :D
* * * Some time passes and some clarification is found * * *
Gert: Hey, what happens after you beat the boss, nova/kelly?
NovaKat: To answer your question, Gert. We found the final third triforce and rode off toward the sunset
kellybug: We still never found out where Zelda was during the quest.
NovaKat: Oh, right. hmm...*look around*
Gert: Maybe you should ask Evil Pie Man
maddog: Kelly - Zelda was stealing Jim's cookies
leviathan12: Double-twist ending? -eek- Zelda was the evil pie man!
NovaKat: :O You're right, levi! It's her second alternate identity along with Sheik
kellybug: Oh no. I like Zelda. She can't be evil.
NovaKat: Remember, in the end, she wasn't evil :)
NovaKat: It was all an act to throw off Grumpydorf
kellybug: Oh. I see. I think. Yaay!
Gert: So... in the end you just saved Hyrule, but Zelda was not in trouble, and in fact was just making off with Jim's cookies?
NovaKat: No. Hyrule was in trouble. We didn't know it as our job was to primarily get the Triforce, but the two tasks were interconnected. Zelda was in hiding, and stealing cookies from Jim was something to do on the side while waiting for kelly and me to save the day.
Gert: So she was sitting around, bored at Grumpydorf's place, waiting for you guys to come give her a ride back to the castle? Then in the meantime she Sheiked up and stole jim's cookies?
NovaKat: -yes- She did have the key after all ;)
Redjack: -dead- I'm still here and not in bed