#66 (28) [X]
phireangel: My brain is only two braincells..
phireangel: the blind cell helps the other in the wheelchair.. and the rest of space is just full of monkeys and chinchillas.. chatting all the time -Laughing-
#11 (18) [X]
AK-Mal_Owner: Actualy, I'd rather be a palentologost than an archeologist.
Chandler: So you'd rather be Ross than Indiana Jones?
#13 (18) [X]
esparvel: am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me -
esparvel: and we all could use more calm in our lives. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
esparvel: and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake,
esparvel: some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
esparvel: You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.
#10 (15) [X]
treebob: Either my baby is trying to use the force or he is putting his hands out for me to pick him up
#29 (15) [X]
(after a couple of newbies talking about not needing to read our FAQ, and us trying to convince them that it wasn't necesarily questions but guidelines for being in our community)
DWARVEN_KING: ...between the chat and the que, the forum and requests, the FAQ binds the SST together... but beware of the dark side... capslock... doubleposting... requesting 18min tracks... the dark side of the sst are they...
DWARVEN_KING: consume you they will!
#55 (15) [X]
*Someone's pen had just died*
crystalstare: I believe it involves shaking the pens vigourously
Asriana: -Laughing- Just shaking? I beat the thing on my desk trying to get it to work
tjoe: *rereads crystal's post*
tjoe: OH!!! omg... you do NOT want to know what I thought you said there crystal Big razz
curiousity: HAHAHAHA tjoe
tjoe: -Laughing- and then the followup from Asri!! OMG.... i'm gonna start crying from laughing
REDcrystal: Laughing tjoe!! I know what you were thinking!
crystalstare: geee tjoe. Rolling eyes
crystalstare: all men think about are their pens
curiousity: but pens do like to be shaken
tjoe: Laughing Laughing Laughing Crystal
Asriana: Men -Rolling eyes- -Laughing-
#40 (14) [X]
tjoe: mmm... aaaahhhh..... is there anything better than that very first sip of your morning coffee?
ladyinque: coffee is more of a dessert drink for me.
tjoe: me too
caray: Coffee a dessert drink? It is a holy thing! A sacred thing!
caray: It is drunk reverently all day long! Caffeine !
caray: We worship at the altar of ground coffee, we revel in the feeling of caffeine in our bloodstream!
caray: we listen in awe to the scream of the spoon telling us that coffee has reached critical mass and can be drunk...
j2brown: So how's that 12 step program coming, caray?
caray: *look at previous posts* and I think I should maybe cut down a bit
#146 (14) [X]
Ak-Mal_Owner: there's a diff between geek and nerd... nerds are book smart... they have tons of useless info - like the 5th hobbit from the left in LOTR..... geeks on the other hand..... put that knowledge to use, they'll dress up as that 5th hobbit from the left
#20 (13) [X]
bentoons: Queen Armand, ruler of the night and goddess of darkness. Kneel before ZOD!
Armand: Kneel befor who??
bentoons: Zod, the villain in Superman II? evil villians from the planet Krypton?
Armand: sorry I won't kneel befor people I don't know...! He can kneel befor me
genericdragon: that's the spirit Armand.
bentoons: if Zod tells you to do something you better
Armand: I wont!!! He can kneel befor me or I will ground him for two weeks...!!
bentoons: ooooh I'm telling on you
Armand: That's it! Zod, go to your room and take bentoons with you...!!!
Armand: Don't roll your eyes at me Zod!
Francel: Whoa! Arm's being bossy now
#179 (12) [X]
kellybug: My microwave doesn't like me. It heats the outside of stuff to roughly the temperature of a nuclear fusion reactor, but I think it actually somehow makes the insides of things colder...