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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:35 am   Post subject: Modern Error Messages Reply with quote


The following have been recently suggested as possible error messages for our system. I thought I'd share them with you.....
-tg/akm

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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

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Windows XP crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

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Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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I ate your Web page
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:15 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


Why does this make me think of Haiku?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:18 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


I would prefer getting error messages like these! LaughingLaughingLaughing
At least then you'd have something to smile about (even if it's more of a pained grimace! Wink)
But I guess there's too many people with no sense of humor at all.

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Your mind is confused.
Programmers have many skills.
Haiku is not one.


Spoiler:
Sooooo sorry!!! Couldn't resist!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:33 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


At the dawn of the day,
I found this post
And laughed a lot!

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:18 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


For those not familiar, I recommend http://worsethanfailure.com/Series/Error_0x27_d.aspx Smile (Btw some of you may better know the site by its old name, TheDailyWTF)
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:42 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


A developer can't do his job well, while not having that blog bookmarked :-)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:05 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


I like the error haiku! Mr. Gates, are you reading this?
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You gotta love the geniuses at Apple. It makes sense, if you think real hard about it for about 5 minutes.
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