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Cocles' Really Mean and Condescending FAQ for SST Newbies!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:11 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


ROFLMAO!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:44 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Cocles wrote:
...If not, I suggest yelling and shaking your fist.


LOL!!! Very Happy

Q: I did this but it did not work... Should I yell louder? Or do I take out the baseball bat?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 5:50 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Q: Won't yelling at the computer hurt it's feelings? Will my computer hate me after that?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:09 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


You mean Sarbear's name "isn't" pronounced w/ Sar like Far? Whoa. I've been "mispronouncing" it for about 8 months now. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:37 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


i have learned a lot of this faq, honor this person who wrote this..... Cool Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 6:59 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Note to self:

What the hell is the timezone in the chat, and why?
...Oh and and there isn't any timestamp.. <cry, stomp, spit, kick>.

Silly newbs, kicks are for kids...

And Happy fun referrence to Request Netiquette...

Yippee Skippee! Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:51 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


LOL Cocles, I wonder if that's how Belgium feels about their location?
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Come to think of it, it does get rather windy here now and then...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 3:40 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Alright kids, it's been a while and it's time your ol' Uncle Coc made a few additions to the ever expanding FAQ. Enjoy. Very Happy

Q: What's the Time-Zone in the chat? I'm confused. Sad
A: Pacific Time-Zone, baby. Cause that's where I live, and I rule. It has nothing to do with our provider's server being located there too...

Q: If you old timers are so damn perfect then why didn't you think to put a time-stamp feature in the chat?
A: Nice try shrinky-dink. Time to pull up those training pants and hover your cursor over any post On the chat. The time-stamp is alive, well and probably sleeping with your girl... (or boy, it really doesn't matter).

Q: Why are you guys sometimes rude when I suggest an addition to the playlist?
A: Because you're asking Jeric to fork over 15 bucks of SST's monthly budget without even bothering to read his post on Request Netiquette...

Remember kids, don't be a dingus. Read the stickies:
http://www.streamingsoundtracks.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=943

Q: Are there any rules for the Forums or Chat?
A: Good Question. Nothing set in stone, but here are a couple suggestions. Don't use the Forums or Chat for facilitating the trade, sharing or whatever of pirated songs. In other words, don't involve SST. We've already been mistaken enough as a piracy site for no real reason (mostly by you silly euro's). Second, don't be a schlong when the admins are being serious. And don't say you're not being a schlong when you are, 'cause it takes one to know one and I'm the biggest schlong on here (yet also cockless... go figure that one out).

Q: Hey, man! What about Freedom of Speech!?
A: Freedom of speech only pertains to public forums. SST is a private site. Therefore speaking here is a privilege not a right. And with the amount of newbs I've heard whine about this recently, spouting something about free speech will hence forth result in me suspending your uneducated buttocks from the chat for being so stupid. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:51 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


I'm still laughing Cocles!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 1:31 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


I think we need to add something about who/what E.S. Posthumous is, that Unearthed is not a movie, and what exactly it is.

I think I've heard these questions a million times Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:32 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


good point pixie. I'm still laughing about cocles talking about schlongs.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:03 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


What do you think about putting alternate translations of the FAQ on the site?

Courtesy of rinkworks dialect translator

here is an example.. and my favorite dialect..


Awwight you punks, me and a few othews who have been awound awhiwe have been heawing a wot of the same qwestions wecentwy wif wawge infwux of new wistenews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Now whiwe many of us couwd wwite a FAQ, they'd pwobabwy make it cwean and as bwand as a hospitaw ceiwing. I’ve incwuded aww of youw suggestions and done the vewy gosh dawn best I can, so if you'we thin skinned then go home and cwy to Ma-Ma, 'cause ze Cocmeistew pwesents:



“COCWES’ WEAWWY MEAN AND CONDESCENDING FAQ FOW SST NEWBIES!”

And so on.. if you want more just try it yourself Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:26 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


LMAO, that's a trip!
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LOL!!! Now I wanna know what it sounds like in Pirate voice. Very Happy
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